Samsung Mobile's New 'Galaxy Gear' Commercial is Awful and Creepy for So Many Reasons

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  Here's the commercial in question.

  Watched it all the way through? Good. Cringed horribly? We did too.
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  First off, this guy loses both his phone AND his skis...

  
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  ... and these two douchecanoes are totally oblivious to his cries of "OH MY GOD!"

  
  "Hey man, need any help over there? We'll help you look for your- NOPE, SORRY, I'M BUSY MACKIN' ON THIS BLONDE CHICK HERE."
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  "Hey, pretty lady..."

  
  "Wanna go chill in my van after this? Haha, get it? CHILL? I slay you... I MEAN ME! I SLAY ME!"
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  "It's me, Jack!"

  
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  "REALLY? NO S**T, SHERLOCK!"

  
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  "But... but... u guis... my stuff..."

  
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  Snowboarding time! Cue the upbeat alternative music!

  
  Radical, dude!
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  "Oh, hey Jack!"

  
  "You again?"
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  "I took 64 pictures of you on the way down the slopes!"

  
  Which totally isn't weird at all!
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  [CREEPINESS INTENSIFIES]
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  Later that night, at the ski lodge, Jack is wandering the bar aimlessly...

  
  And is he... oh god, he is...
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  ... just watching the videos of Aimee that he took earlier!

  
  Now, at this point, some of you might be saying "whatever, he's just trying to find her at the bar and is using his video as a reference!"
  
  Really? He met this girl presumably like six hours ago and he can't even remember what she looks like?
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  "Oh hey! Didn't see you there!"

  
  "I was too busy watching you! Get it? Watching? I slay you- OH GOD, NOT AGAIN."
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  Hey, look who it is! Klutzy McButterfingers!

  
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  I wonder if he's gonna drop anything this time...

  
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  OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

  
  Someone get this guy some velcro gloves for Christmas. Seriously.
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  Meanwhile, outside...

  
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  "Lemme put on some jamz real quick."

  
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  Typical...

  
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  And if any of you are not yet convinced of this guy's creepiness...

  
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  Just look at that face.

  
  Lady, I hope Liam Neeson is your dad, 'cause you're probably about to get Taken.

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