Tumblr Thread: Don't Mess With Fully Orbed Owls

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mattstaff
Jun 26, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

You can learn something new every day from the wonderful, ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world. In this case, we have a quick yet educational breakdown on why you definitely don't want to mess around with owls. If it seems like an owl has assumed an aggressive demeanor, and is pretty much squaring up against you...that's because it probably is. Honestly, picturing this particular owl swimming around a lake with those big eyes is already kind of terrifying. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr post about how random knowledge can end up being super clutch. 

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    Automotive tire - saintcucumbers Follow Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY swims towards you and then stares you down??
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    Font - Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it's still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then Oh Jesus and decided it was was like Oh not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the beast it is. The pose it's taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final de
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    Font - Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces. shiraglassman Follow It's reminding you to do your Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri Follow The real answer is that it really wants you to go away That's a fledgling great horned owl, they're known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch
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    Rectangle - timatisblog This reply made this post 101x better karmacharmeleon18 me: oh hello little owl owl: i will fu you up Source:saintcucumbers 68,060 notes
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