Proof Kids Are Weird As Heck

Eric Lund

Jun 27, 2021 10:00 AM EDT

If you knew anyone who did even one thing an 8 year old does on a regular basis, you'd kick them out of your friend group instantly. A grown man who thirsts for bleach and poops his pants when he doesn't get mac and cheese? It's no wonder "childish" is an insult for adults. Kids are just weird and dumb people. We know, because we remember. They're hilarious and endlessly entertaining, and the world is just so different through their eyes. There's just no comedian that could ever match the funny stuff kids say every day. Isn't it crazy that there was a time that you were once that young and weird? While kids will say the craziest, most out of pocket thing possible, it's still just so wholesome. And, maybe they're on to something. Maybe when they're requesting the most outrageous food combinations, we're missing out and kids are actually secret culinary geniuses. Who knows.