Comedy Gems From Tony Hawk On Twitter

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    Rectangle - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk ... TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Guy approaches me while standing in line at coffee shop in Cancún. Him: my friend says you are a famous person. Is that true? Me: that depends on your definition of fame Him: will you show up on Google if I search your name? Ме: yes Him (typing into phone): you are Tony Stark?
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk ... Pulling up to drive-through window, girl starts to read back my order and stops herself: "you're Tony Hawk?" me: yes her: "can I tell everyone?" me: I suppose her: "yo, we got Tony Hawk at the window!" voice from kitchen: "Who?"
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk ... This interaction happens regularly (including yesterday): X = a person I don't know XX: = a city nowhere near San Diego "Hey Tony Hawk" Hello "You grew up skating with my friend X!" Where did he skate? "In XX!" I'm sorry, but I grew up in San Diego "Pretty sure it was you though"
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    Sky - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Kid at skatepark (as I arrive): "you a good skater? me: sometimes him: you ever been here? me: no him: you travel a lot? me: yes, perhaps too much him: are you a YouTuber? me: no, I'm just a skater and a dad him: wanna see me do a jump? me: absolutely .and I then shot this pic
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk In Athens, Greece at a Cure concert, walk up to bar to order drinks. Guy next to me: "you gotta get in the back of that long line to buy drink tokens" me: ok thanks him: hey, you're American! me: I am him: I know you but I don't KNOW you me: It happens him: is your name Kelly?
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    Rectangle - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk guy at restaurant: "you famous?" me: I think that depends on who you ask him: "anyone ever tell you that you look like Tom Brady?" me: never
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Stepping out of a taxi in Paris, trying to pay and organize kids / bags. Guy on sidewalk: "hey, you are a famous sports guy, I saw a video with you and @Casey Neistat!" me: yeah, he's cool him "can I get a selfie & your name?" me: yes, it's Tony him: "what's your Instagram?"
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    Rectangle - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk At Disneyland with kids, waiting in line for churros. Girl in front of me: "you look like Tony Hawks" me: really? her: "yes" me: Is that good? her, nonplussed: "I guess so"
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Surfing in Hawaii, paddling out to the lineup. Guy paddling next to me: "anyone tell you that you look like Tony Hawk" Me (thinking he knows the meme): "yes, but you're the first today" Him: "you should tell people you are and then sign his name, haha" His friend: "he's real one"
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    Rectangle - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Three different people boarding this plane - in three different ways - have told me that I look like Tony Hawk as they walked by my seat. My wife turned to me after the last one and said "you started it"
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    Font - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Approaching ticket counter, agent looks up and exclaims "I know you... you're a famous... person... or sports guy... skateboarder! And your name is..." (glances at my ticket) "Anthony Hawkins!" me: close enough her: my son would love a picture with you me: Is he here? her: no

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