Super Clutch Excuses To Leave A Party

We're super excited to be out and about again after being holed up for so long. Then again, while parties are fun and all, there comes a time where we'd rather be binging Netflix or straight-up sleeping. But how do we leave a party without the host or guest realizing that we'd rather be anywhere else but here? A new Reddit thread has all the excuses you've been desperately searching for. Scroll down for hilariously awesome excuses to get out of that next party early on.

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via u/spicyspacefox

I would just say "I'm old and tired, and it's way past my bedtime. So bye." But maybe that's not good enough. So let's see what we got.
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via u/JimAbaddon·

An excuse that makes zero sense like this one should work like a charm.
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via u/Alas_ineptness_is_me
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via u/Miguel_Eroksin99
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via u/FrogButFroggier
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via u/I_Still_Like_FNAF
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via u/tokomakwest
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via u/cra3ig
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via u/TheZ_27
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via u/2134F
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via u/Cubsfan630
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via u/PearlsandScotch
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via u/Coverphile
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via u/MaskedNavajo
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via u/odd_neighbour

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