People Call Out Their 'Insane Parents' Crazy Behavior

Unfortunately, having kids doesn't necessarily make you a good parent. Plenty of people have kids who quite frankly shouldn't, and it's a wonder they managed to keep their kids alive. Thankfully, most parents tend to figure it out along the way and raise their kids into decent human beings, despite their shortcomings. Speaking of shortcomings, we know some parents have more than others, but some have a sh*t load, exhibiting some truly narcissistic and toxic behaviors. A Reddit thread where people can show just how insane the parents are is making a stir for all the wrong reasons, and it is full of examples of how bad some parents can get. If you thought your parents were terrible, take a look at these horrors and think again...


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    “Should’ve stayed home.”

    Organism - my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God's way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
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  • 02

    “I synced my calendar with my mum and forgot I have my birth control implant replacement date marked 3 years from now. She saw it and texted me this while I was at work. I’m 20.”

    Light - I giffgaff C 9 99%I giffgaff ? 1 99% 19:30 19:30 M M Mum > Mum > body as an adult. Today 19:00 I'm your mother of course it is my business if you're being unsafe and not thinking about the consequences. Do you have a birth control implant? Why? I feel like using birth control is the opposite of unsafe Imao You have an appointment to "replace implant" marked in your calendar. You are not leaving the house tomorrow until we have Why were you looking 3 years discussed this, you cannot into
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  • 03

    “My mother dearest, whom my sister and I JUST let back into our lives, talking to my sister about her daughter (my niece). Behold the kind of person she is…”

    Green - 8:57 a0 自 Q : ++ M. What does want for Christmas? Does she like barbie still? M. How about the pony toys? She's not so much into the toys anymore. How about a new bike helmet? She likes playing outside. I'm not getting a little girl a helmet. Which barbies does she have? Send me pics Mum she won't play with them. I just don't want you to be upset if she doesn't like them. M. She can say thank you, I did not raise you to raise ungrateful brats I didnt say she wouldn't thank you Mum. I sai
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  • 04

    “An insane mom.”

    Font - gay @l happy mother's day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22
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  • 05

    “Never thought my mom was that insane but I guess Jesus is anti-metal straw. Sorry if it doesn’t seem serious, I can’t take anything seriously.”

    Food - Mom > @CAMP Look at how Boulder I am, I bought boba metal straws Today 2:44 PM I can't believe you. I hope they haven't influenced your faith in Jesus. What does that have to do with my faith? You're changing towards the left. How? I'm just trying to save the sea turtles
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    Chill, mom.

    Font - I would like you to come to church with us tommorow please! 10:30 Thas a dress you can wear and you can stay for lunch and dinner! Sister A a would love to see you! I can't come up there. I have work from 10-7 I told you to schedule off work on Sundays. Tell your manager you won't make it. You can either come to our church or go with your roommates Mom I can't just tell him I won't make it. Besides I get paid more on Sundays so it's worth it for me to work This isn't an argument. You're c
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    “Mom just asked me for $600 when I work a minimum wage job then tells me to stop spending?”

    Font - l TEW LTE 9:19 AM 1 0 75% M. mom > Do u think u can lemd.me and daddy 600 until.next Friday? We were approved for a car but we have to pur down 1100 we only have 500 Won't have the rest.until next Friday 600 i don't even have 600 Oh U should have a lot of money Stop spending the most i have is 300 boy how you gonna ask me for money and tell me to stop spending Text Message G Pay
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  • 08

    “My mum is abusing our brand new security system.”

    Product - dishes done by 3 pm okay? I get home at 3 is 3:15 okay if I look on the cameras and they arent done by 3 there will be consequences I can't have them done that fast it's 3 now and the dishes aren't done, that's a day of no tech
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    “Father tries to say he put me through college. My 1k monthly loan payments say otherwise.”

    Font - ... November 9 at 0:53 PM on Facebook she's Saw my daughtere about 24 she looks very pretty now. 4 9 Comments O Like Comment You don't have contact with her? Like Reply 2d Edited Through divorce we were separated by her mother I didn't want her to have anything to do with me but I put her through college Like Reply 22h thats sad. Like Reply 22h your daughter is an adult now, she should make her own decisions and be there for you like you were for her regardless what her Mom says to her ab
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    “My father tracking me while I’m on a date.”

    Font - Where are you? We just left grilled Which one Wintergarden So you're not at the botanic gardens? No we're chilling (in public) There's an iPlay we're going to the arcade Why have you turned your location off? Why are you tracking me?
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  • 11

    “My mom thinks I’m on drugs because I left the toilet seat up and got a C in one class.”

    Toilet seat - 8:22 1 M Mom > Ok Today 8:06 AM Every time I see this is an hour you can't use the computer that day. I'm not telling you again. It's very inconsiderate and keeps happening. I'm thinking about having you drug tested btw the grades and this. Get it together. And don't tell me you are sorry
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    (In university) Parents track my location and know I didn’t go to class (because I had already turned in the project we were working on and didn’t need to work in-studio)”

    Font - all Sprint ? 5:46 AM 1 O 28% D Dad > Yesterday 9:05 AM How does fall break end and you don't have any classes the first day back??? Send me the logins and passwords to all of your school accounts... TODAY!!! I want to see your schedule and grades, TODAY!!!
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  • 13

    “The nerve of this mom…”

    Font - I'll never forget when my sister hit my car and her and my mom kept it a secret from me. I noticed it while on campus and filed a police report and everything. I called my mom crying and she really had the audacity to say "I hope they find who did it sweetie" ...it be ya own mom
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  • 14

    “Wow, passive-aggressive much mom?”

    Font - 46m · O What is your idea of a perfect morning? O Like Comment Share Most Relevant v My Mom One that starts with a phone call from my son telling me he's repented and is now serving the Lord. 16m Like Reply
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