This Week's Top Shower Thoughts Which Are The Strokes Of Genius We Never Realized

Here's a fun fact for you: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so most of them are likely subconscious nonsense we'd never admit aloud. In honor of these thoughts, here's your collection of top shower thoughts from this week; the musings of the average Joe, the philosophical insights of this generation. Welcome to the mundane things we think about when we're in the shower, waiting for the bus, or sitting on the toilet.



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