Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

Astrology can be really overwhelming, and also highly addictive. You may think you don't give a flying f*ck about any of it, and then suddenly you follow a single Twitter thread that's talking about how amazing your sign is and suddenly you wake up with a horizontal '69' tattooed on your ribcage. Hey, it happens, don't fret, just read your horoscope and take a nappy-poo.

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via @DeJLoaf

Alright, so this is a bit dramatic. However, to each their own. We all have our dealbreakers, astrology is someone's.
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via @dojadogofficial

This view that all girls who like astrology are pretty may seem to limit or inviting depending on how you look at it.
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via @teaxtarot
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via @seangarrette
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via @teaxtarot

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via @JUPITERMOVESME
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via @ThomasBeautyy
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via @mercurialaries
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via @MagicRealismBot
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via @earthdomdirtbag
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via @FeriaTarot
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via @kututwo
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via @NeptuneNeiro

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