Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

Astrology can be really overwhelming, and also highly addictive. You may think you don't give a flying f*ck about any of it, and then suddenly you follow a single Twitter thread that's talking about how amazing your sign is and suddenly you wake up with a horizontal '69' tattooed on your ribcage. Hey, it happens, don't fret, just read your horoscope and take a nappy-poo.

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