Astrology Tweets That Are Completely Off The Rails Yet Completely True

Ah, astrology. You either hate it or you love it. The funny thing is that there are equally as many people posting on Twitter about how horoscope lovers are a major turn-off as there are people who post that hating astrology is not a character trait in itself. But however you feel about the stars, these Tweets are objectively hilarious. If you believe in it, take from these what you will. If you wouldn't be found dead at a tarot reading, just enjoy the chaotic energy that can be easily found in the astrology section of Twitter.

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via @ghostlycancer

DIdn't know that Aries were known for having larger foreheads, but feel free to send this to your Aries BFF to make sure they know that you appreciate them. After all, they are objectively the funniest ones in the group... Right?
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via @adhnok

Now, this is quite an enticing offer. Most people argue that our elections are too messy and random, perhaps this is the best way to go about it moving forward. It might be worth it to try it at least once. Who's in?
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via @hotandpisces
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via @JupitersVeryOwn
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via @earthdombaby
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via @poetastrologers
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via @xxdbreezyxx
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via @aquariusssoul
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via @AlexisGZall
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via @astrOkara
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via @Heauxno1currr
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via @wetneptune
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via @caroreadstarot
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via @makeupbyshaniah

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