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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Exchanges

Dating apps are weird AF already, but there's something about Tinder that makes it the weirdest of them all. Maybe it has to do with the fact that it's the most known hookup app, but who knows? All we know is that there have been some hilarious exchanges on the app. Twitter account TinderScaries documents the best Tinder conversations, and we're always here to grab the best ones.  Scroll down for our top picks of the week. 

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    Orange - Hey hey You you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey, hey You, you I could be your girlfriend Oh well in that case are you free tuesday night? Unfortunately I'm not
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    All that Avril Lavinge build-up, and no date. I feel bamboozled by the original chemistry between these two. 


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    Light - Today 12:16 you have a really cute smile aww thank you so much i'd definitely let you hold my hand but only if later you let me hold your heart that was so cute wtf you down? yeah e lol excellent
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    This one went from wholesome to flirty real quick. I'm a fan, but I don't think these two are gonna last past a one-night stand tbh. Perhaps they'll prove me wrong though. 


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    Azure - YOU MATCHED WITH AMBER ON 16/7/21. Have you ever considered that you're not being gaslit and it's actually all in your head? Yesterday 1:02 pm I've had the sudden urge to fuck you
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    Azure - Fri, Jun 18, 3:17 PM You said you're down for anything right? Fri, Jun 18, 11:55 PM Yeeep Sat, Jun 19, 12:37 PM Ok good I need help filling up my Pokedex Sun, Jun 20, 1:49 AM Hahaha I never got into Pokémon but l'll sit on your lap Wed, Jun 23, 12:18 AM Have a good day V Sent Wed, Jun 23, 1:00 AM Yeah it was ok wby?
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    Product - Yeah life might be short, but you wanna know what isn't? e Today 12:32 Hmm you tell me e Today 13:21 The great wall of China, it's fucking mahoosive, 13,170 miles to be exact Today 14:40 Bloody hell I didn't know that Today 16:13 Yep, it's absolutely massive! Wanna know what else is massive? The eifel tower Nooo, my heart
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    Font - hey, i know this is weird but i've kinda liked you for a while now wait seriously??? i've had a crush on you for 3 years now, i had no idea you felt the same way um it was for a tiktok Imao sorry
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    Product - YOU MATCHED WITH 2/20 These bots just keep getting hotter and hotter Bitch I ain't no bot Holy shit They actually talk like real people now Must've touched up the algorithm
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    Product - YOU MATCHED FON 12/15/20 hiii boo Today 7:59 PM What up b 64 miles away? Damn. Let me go on a run real quick and make that 69 Sent Today 8:31 PM you run 2.5 and I run 2.5 69 is all about compromise
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    Yellow - SUPER LIKED YOU ON 7/17/21 Aren't you that girl from the missing child poster in Walmart?? Wow. You ruined my Guinness world record for longest game of hide and go seek. Sent what?
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    Font - tbh I don't like guys named you have to impress me you have 2 texts to keep me interested go No thanks, I'm not a dog. I don't do tricks on command. Sent
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    Blue - Cheesy, spicy, or dark pickup line? l'll vote spicy this round You must be a hammer, because I really could see myself banging you against a wall Sent Today 3:14 PM Yeah I dig it Nail me
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    Font - Today 02:14 Hey If I was naked in front of you right now what would you do to me Ask for consent Sent
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    Font - 5:13 PM Aren't you that missing girl from that poster in target? whuuut What poster ? My English teacher always told me I need a hook to get a readers attention now that I got yours whats good let me get your snap LMFAOO
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    Product - YOU MATCHED WITH HONEY ON 7/16/21 Ah yes the unstable girl with only a taste for black attire Love it ah yes, the man w a cute dog, tattoos, and an ass that walks in the room 3 minutes later
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    Product - Today 10:59PM Howdy How is Friday treating you? Today 11:03PM Great. You? What you getting into this weekend Today 11:06PM If all goes well, you Sent
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    Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.
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abbyadler
Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.