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If Dating Apps Had Cringey Dating Bios
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if inanimate objects were to come to life and, I don't know, make dating profiles? What kind of people would they be? How many matches would they get? Would they send d*ck pics? Would they even understand the concept of d*ck pics? We don't even understand the concept of d*ck pics...anyway, we were thinking about that too, but then we realized, that's not nearly meta enough. You wanna really work out your imagination, you gotta get f*ckin' meta. So we decided to imagine what it would look like dating apps themselves came to life and made dating profiles. How ya like that Inception sh*t? Take a look.
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