Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

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    Font - Jax 4 Philosopher Queen @Diamond_Jax (I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you're pregnant. Me: I'm... not pregnant. Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry! And that's what you get for giving unsolicited advice. 5:13 PM · Aug 2, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 71.5K Retweets 4,429 Quote Tweets 654.9K Likes
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    Font - LegallyMom @MomLegally Replying to @Diamond_Jax Me drinking a small glass of wine while 8 months pregnant Stranger: Should you be drinking that? Me: No, but my parole officer never comes in here. 2:28 AM · Aug 3, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,929 Likes
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    Font - dave hoffer (he/him) @mcrate_s Replying to @Diamond_Jax My sister is hilarious. When she was pregnant, and people got in her face about the baby she would say, "Want to feel a kick?" And as they reached for her belly, she would kick them in the shin. Thanks @Stephanieikay this tweet reminded me of that. :) 6:02 PM · Aug 3, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,241 Likes
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    Font - TJ Mansell ... @TjMansell Replying to @Diamond_Jax I was 5 days overdue and it was my 30th birthday. Begged for and went out for sushi. Waitress side-eyed me and I said "Honey, this baby is cooked and could come anytime. The sooner you bring me some damn sushi, the less chance it's born in your bathroom." Husband high five. 11:19 PM · Aug 2, 2019 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 121 Likes
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    Font - Allison Hantschel ... @Athenae Replying to @AbrahamHanover and @Diamond_Jax Once told a nosy colleague who said I shouldn't be drinking coffee that he shouldn't be practicing medicine without a license but here we both were. 9:43 PM · Aug 2, 2019 · Twitter Web App 447 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 15.7K Likes
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    Font - petite gourmande @petitegourmande Replying to @Diamond Jax and @DrJenGunter Background: my sister and her husband have two kids who look *nothing* alike. Stranger in supermarket, wide-eyed: "Do they have the same dad?!?!" Sister, airily, with a cheerful smile: "Oh, who the hell knows?" (Me: ROFL ded ded ded) 9:38 PM Aug 2, 2019 · Twitter for Android 196 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,704 Likes
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    Rectangle - NorahBrink @nbrink77 Replying to @Diamond_Jax "Helps with the hangover" was a favorite 9:45 PM · Aug 2, 2019 · Twitter for Android 19 Retweets 1,691 Likes
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    Font - deary darling @dearydarling ... Replying to @Diamond_Jax This is awesome! I was 8 months pregs w/1st at an event Cranberry juice in hand. Grizzly bar hag came over and yanked my cup out of my hand and took a big swig. Her: Just checkin' Me: *shocked* How'd you know? Her: ... Me: About the *whispers* herpes! 11:21 PM Aug 2, 2019 Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 191 Likes
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    Font - Brooke Oberwetter @brookeOB1 Replying to @Diamond_Jax Me, 6 mos pregnant: I'll have a Coors Light, please. Bartender: You shouldn't drink when you're pregnant. Me: It's my 3rd kid. He's my backup backup kid. We're good. 4:55 AM · Aug 3, 2019 from Arlington, VA · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 629 Likes
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    Font - Library Lady @hot4mysoldier Replying to @Diamond_Jax Once when I was pregnant, I was drinking Coke in a restaurant and a bystander felt the need to comment. I responded "It's the only thing that helps my hangover." 3:20 PM · Aug 3, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 173 Likes
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    Font - Carla ... @FlamingTornado1 Replying to @Diamond_Jax 23 yrs ago, very pregnant, overdue, August in Texas. Strange woman rubs my belly w/o asking permission. I told her I wasn't pregnant, she's rubbing a hernia. I still see look on her face as she recoiled 5 5:01 PM · Aug 3, 2019 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - jumbajuicy @protectSaka Replying to @Diamond_Jax I was minding my own business enjoying my one cup of coffee that I had a day and a woman stopped me and said I hope there's not coffee in there in you condition, I told it was vodka and watched her face drop 9:50 PM · Aug 3, 2019 · Twitter for Android

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