Dumbest Things People Posted In Parenting Facebook Groups

Just because you have a baby doesn't mean you know what you're doing when it comes to parenting. It's just a process of trial and error, and honestly, most parents don't have a clue. They say "it takes a village" for a reason; some ask their parents for help, while others ask friends. Some take advantage of the internet era and post on Facebook groups, for better or worse. All are valuable ways to learn new information, but sometimes the questions on these Facebook groups are so ridiculous that it makes you wonder if there should be a common-sense test to determine whether or not you are fit to have a baby. If there were such a thing, we can't imagine these parents would pass.

From the person actively seeking the best pyramid scheme to join to the Facebook user with bizarrely specific parameters for a Christmas vacation recommendation, these parenting Facebook groups incidentally make for never-ending sources of entertainment. Check out these insane questions parents posted in Facebook groups — some will leave you shaking your head.

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    Willingly looking to join a pyramid scheme. At least the comments were calling her out.

    Product - 3:56 ll 5G s Post asked a question p in Moms Club. 43m Pyramid schemes? Anybody have one your recommend? Ones you wouldn't? Trying to work from home but also be able to work anywhere, and not have to take anytime away from my kids during the day. (remember not to PM, or comment if you don't have personal experiences!) 62 Answers O Like ? Answer Top Comments v I'm laughing at this "BUT NOT MY MLM. MINE IS FINE" Fucking wild. 29m Like Reply 19 OS0 Every boss babe thinks they're the excep
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  • 02

    "How should I represent Anne Frank in my baby's nursery?"

    Product - Baby Bumpers 9h Hi everyone I never got to do a nursery because I have four step kids but this summer one of the kids is vacating so I get to do a kid room! I'm thinking Netherlands theme. Canal houses, tulips, windmills, bicycles and Anne Frank (my friend thinks it's morbid). Spam me ideas for art work and accessories etc below! 10 16 Comments O Like Comment Send The Netherlands theme idea is sooo cute! Love the tulips and windmills an... See More Like Reply
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    "Where should I vacation? RED STATES ONLY."

    Product - 8:34 Brandi's Post asked a question ? in 1h · E Anyone know of a VERY Christmasy town in the US? Not in the southeastern states. My little family want to get away on our own this Christmas and let my younger 3 boys experience snow for the first time ever (we live in FL). Bonus: must be a very Republican state and not extremely crowded, otherwise hubby won't really enjoy himself. He doesn't even like going to Disney or the Nashville Opry due to tight crowds. He does ok at places like Se
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    "How can I get my baby to stop crying without holding him?"

    Organism - so my baby boy is a month old & we rarely hold him (no hate please) we jus don't want to do the same thing to him we did to our daughter but with that being said , he cries all the time e we'll go through everything , we'll feed him , change him, hold him for a little bit & as soon as we sit him down he cries & cries & cries & we don't know what to do . we don't want to hold him all the time & that's the only thing that gets him to stop crying . i'm losing my mind , barely getting any
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  • 05

    "Is it too much to make my son write an apology four hundred times for missing trash duty?"

    Motor vehicle - asked a question in 3d · A i want opinions on appropriate punishment for an 11 year old boy. do you think that writing "I will do my chores the right way the first time so I don't have to do them again." 400 times is excessive? if so, what do you guys think a good punishment would be? edit (for context) step mom asked him to take out the trash when he was done with lunch, then she had to leave to do something. his dad was home but busy and didn't know he was told to take out the
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    "Can fans stop your kids from breathing?"

    Font - nke Reply Don't buy a fan if you have a baby as it can take their breath away 8 h Like Reply 2 ll my baby sleeping with the fan on 9 I never heard of that before xx 1h Like Reply really? I guess if it's not directly on them it would be fine but apparently it can happen 1h Like Reply
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    "What is a bruise?"

    Joint - What is this on my 5 year old?
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    "Are there soy-free foods that will stop my sons from being sissies?"

    Font - This has been sitting on my heart lately as a mother of boys. It's been brought to my attention to check my food labels. Not everything, but most junk or easy to make food all contained SOY. Soy is loaded with estrogen mimicking compounds ). I'd like my boys to be big, strong, and capable men one day and not have this estrogen mimicking compound possibly take my boys masculinity away. Is there anything other than natural foods that don't contain this poison for our future men??? Side Effe
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    "How can I help my kid who was in car accident before bringing them to the doctor?"

    Font - rasked a question in 14m · Hello my kiddos were in a bad accident wed. One of them were ran over in the process. Her wounds are healing but now bloody puss is coming out while she was walking. I've used peroxide and neosporin but bloody puss still coming out. What else should I do until I get her to the doctor tom. Thanks moms 59 Answers O Like ? Answer 7 All Comments v Ummm why wouldn't you bring to ER?? Or have called 911?? 13m Like Reply no car 7m Like Reply
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    "Should I call poison control?"

    Gesture - Group post by Group Member • 13m My almost 3 year old ate almost a full bottle of tums (only about 11 left - so ate about 89 tums) before we caught her. We dont know what to do. We don't know how she even got them. Should we take her to emerge? Should we call poison control? I'm freaking out a little..
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    "Is my kid 'lactose and tolerated'"?

    Rectangle - 25 mins : Hi mommy's idk if anybody remembers but I wrote a while back bout my bby bien constipated well come to find out the dr said she's becoming lactose and tolerated which I thought happens once ur born not at 7 years old am I the only one who thinks that's wierd cuz l'm lactose an tolerant but I got it as a bby my mom had to give me soy daughter NEVER had a problem with dairy :( but now she does ugh I'm so confused but my
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    "Does anyone else's kids love fine dining?"

    Purple - Anyone has children who are literally snobs when it comes to food ? My kids live for beef steaks , salmon , seafood etc. Frozen food is an absolute no no for them my food bill is stupidly high and trying to convince them that fish fingers are good enough is not working You and 78 others 227 comments
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