Dumbest Things People Posted In Parenting Facebook Groups

Just because you have a baby doesn't mean you know what you're doing when it comes to parenting. It's just a process of trial and error, and honestly, most parents don't have a clue. They say "it takes a village" for a reason; some ask their parents for help, while others ask friends. Some take advantage of the internet era and post on Facebook groups, for better or worse. All are valuable ways to learn new information, but sometimes the questions on these Facebook groups are so ridiculous that it makes you wonder if there should be a common-sense test to determine whether or not you are fit to have a baby. If there were such a thing, we can't imagine these parents would pass.

From the person actively seeking the best pyramid scheme to join to the Facebook user with bizarrely specific parameters for a Christmas vacation recommendation, these parenting Facebook groups incidentally make for never-ending sources of entertainment. Check out these insane questions parents posted in Facebook groups — some will leave you shaking your head.

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Willingly looking to join a pyramid scheme. At least the comments were calling her out.

Via u/headsortailz
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"How should I represent Anne Frank in my baby's nursery?"

Via u/wyndhamheart
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"Where should I vacation? RED STATES ONLY."

Via u/coppersense
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"How can I get my baby to stop crying without holding him?"

Via u/highfructos
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"Is it too much to make my son write an apology four hundred times for missing trash duty?"

Via u/straightjacket88
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"Can fans stop your kids from breathing?"

Via u/CoatedPaper
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"What is a bruise?"

Via u/PaSaAlCe
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"Are there soy-free foods that will stop my sons from being sissies?"

Via u/tas253
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"How can I help my kid who was in car accident before bringing them to the doctor?"

Via u/Tortoisemilk123
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"Should I call poison control?"

Via u/phoenixonfire784
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"Is my kid 'lactose and tolerated'"?

Via u/macabrejaguar
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"Does anyone else's kids love fine dining?"

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