The Worst Things To Say After A Kiss

Everybody has cringy stories from hookups that probably didn't need to happen. Noses get bumped, tongues get bitten, and well, sometimes people get way too in the mood and some extremely awkward words slip out of their mouths. If this has happened to you, it's completely normal, sometimes we just feel the need to speak when it's really just not necessary. But if you're not actually interested in the person you're smooching, saying something cringy af could be a very efficient way to get them to leave you alone. In case you're looking for some inspo, here are some of the worst things to say after a kiss.

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It was Reddit user u/Rayyyy_4 who asked people, for whatever reason, to share some terrible things to say after a kiss. it seems a lot of people felt inspired by this prompt since there were over 6k responses in several days.

via u/Rayyyy_4
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Oof, this one would sting a bit. Perhaps you could assume they were already on their way to brush their teeth before the kiss took place, but well, it's probably not the case.

via u/HHenswolo
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via u/illhavethecrabBisk
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via u/okie_dokie01
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via u/Wooberg
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via u/Upset-Ad7495
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via u/xuaereved
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via u/iamjackslackofsleep
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via u/Grootsmoot
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via u/AdequatelySupervised
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via u/BoneHugsHominy
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via u/peterlikescucumbers
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via u/Sponterious
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via u/Dahmer13
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