Best Insults People Heard Without Swearing

Unfortunately, far too many people out there end up relying heavily on profanity to drive up the impact of their insults. It can get to be pretty unoriginal pretty quickly. So, when you come across someone who has taken the time to rework their insults so that they're in top shelf rare fashion, it just makes the whole interaction that much more entertaining. Maybe you'll end up adding some of these to your arsenal. You can also check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.

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