Things Men and Clowns Eerily Have In Common

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armchaircomedian
Aug 6, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

Did you know that this week, the first week of August, is national clown week? Naturally, I've been thinking a lot about clowns. I don't usually think about clowns. They kind of freak me out and I don't enjoy the fact that they exist. But in my pondering, I can't help noticing that they have a lot in common with our other favorite vaguely creepy category of people: men. They're so eerily similar that it makes me wonder if men are just clowns in disguise, trying to pull one over on us. Much to think about. Scroll down for all the things men and clowns have in common. Happy National Clown Week, ladies! 

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    Liking make-up

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    Expecting you to laugh at their jokes

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    Not communicating

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    Expecting you to laugh at them

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    Letting the car do all the work

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    Having a big red nose

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