Tumblr Thread Deconstructs Cinematic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids 3

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mattstaff
Aug 6, 2021 10:00 AM EDT

Alright, you know things are getting far out when the infamous Steve Buscemi rolls into the scene on a literal flying pig. Like, excuse me? There's no denying the fact that Spy Kids 3 was an absolute beautiful mess of a thing. Honestly, this thread just makes me want to watch the movie again. All those cameos were wild, man. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this quick Tumblr post about the remarkable coping skills that a mother provided her children.

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    Outerwear - dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it's just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
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    Forehead - THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY? Oh, you can call me Devlin.
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    Clothing - THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES We are you.
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    Photograph - ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP m the Guy ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
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    Product - Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression For imprisoning me.
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    Building - AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE MACHETE ll
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    Organism - AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON Somebody call in a loon? HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE??? stinkyhat steve buscemi shows up on a flying pig because he was a character in the Spy Kids 2 & wanted to help out his friends. please read up on spy kids lore before saying ignorant shit like this.
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