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Twitter Thread: Cat Jailed At Home For Being A Corrupt Criminal

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    Font - naledi @naledimashishi ... My cat had been housebound for two weeks after beating up another cat in that cat's house. I let her out yesterday just to see if she was ready to be a law abiding citizen. She went straight to go beat up that cat again a she's back inside indefinitely 5:03 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 21.3K Retweets 3,501 Quote Tweets 133.3K Likes

    Well, we have always known that cats were delinquents with the capability of taking over the world. This one is just choosing the more violent rather than the lazy way. We can respect that. Why she tried to wage war against her own is a mystery. What we wouldn't give to know what she's thinking. 

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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi My cat is a menace to this neighbourhood. Now | understand why I walked outside and found a bunch of cats sitting in my walkway last year. They were trying to speak to the manager 5:21 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 1,628 Retweets 153 Quote Tweets 24.3K Likes

    This is practically a script for a movie, and to be honest, we would absolutely watch it. In theaters and all. There is drama here. There is crime. There is a plot here, and we want to know the end of the story desperately. 

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    Font - naledi @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi I spent a solid couple months thinking my poor baby was being bullied by bigger cats when they fought her but no. It's her. They were trying to restore order to the hood and she chose violence every time 5:22 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 969 Retweets 63 Quote Tweets 17.8K Likes
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    Font - naledi @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi Outside my house has been so peaceful since I forced her inside. I can't believe I'm living with a terrorist 5:23 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 851 Retweets 81 Quote Tweets 17K Likes
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    Font - naledi @naledimashishi ... Replying to @naledimashishi For those wondering what the other cat did: my cat had a habit of "adopting" other families that she liked that she would visit during the day. She found a very sweet couple and decided to hang out with them. Problem was they already had two cats 5:28 PM Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 522 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi So she decided she would simply make room for herself by beating up one of the cats until it left the house. Guys my cat was being posted on the neighbourhood WhatsApp group. I was getting pictures. The other cat was sent to the vet. It was SCENES 5:29 PM · Aug 6, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 813 Retweets 201 Quote Tweets 13.8K Likes
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi So yes now she is jailed. No she is not innocent. No she will not be freed. If she wants to be a bad bitch she must be a bad bitch INSIDE the house pls 5:30 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 698 Retweets 53 Quote Tweets 13.9K Likes
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi Anyway here is the agent of chaos. No she's not sorry
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi Okay so since this thread has gotten MASSIVE I need to clear some things up: 1) my cat is spayed and lived in a shelter with other cats so not sure where the cat aggression came from 11:41 PM - Aug 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 1,061 Likes
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi 2) I intervened when I heard her fighting outside and chased the other cats away. Eventually I stopped hearing fighting so thought things had calmed down outside. I didn't realise realise my cat was still walking outside with this attitude
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    Font - naledi ... @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi 3) the neighbours cat is now fine and made a complete recovery. I've spoken to the neighbour and made some agreements about what will happen going forward (including keeping my cat indoors)
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    Font - naledi @naledimashishi Replying to @naledimashishi 4) thank you for all the lovely comments and cat pictures! And thank you for showing interest in my book. It's unfortunately not available outside Southern Africa at the moment but my publisher and I are working to change that and I will update once we have!


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