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'Elizabeth's a brat': 21-year-old refuses to babysit entitled 13-year-old stepsister for a week while his dad goes on his honeymoon, sparking family drama

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24-year-old daughter plans for parents to stay in her shared apartment for over a month, 23-year-old roommate puts her foot down and speaks to property managers: "She clearly does not respect our space"

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15-year-old brother stood up by older sister after exam, turns out she pocketed the Uber money their mother gave her to pick him up: 'Guess I'm walking the 3 miles again'

15-year-old brother stood up by older sister after exam, turns out she pocketed the Uber money their mother gave her to pick him up: 'Guess I'm walking the 3 miles again'