These 22 Passenger Reviews Perfectly Capture the Hilarious Chaos of Taking an Uber

Can say in all honesty that these were a delight. Opting for a ride share service like Lyft or Uber invites the wild and unpredictable, and if you're 'pooling' or 'lining' (sharing rides with other drivers that may or may not be bane of the earth individuals with irritable inabilities to shut the hell up and/or not be obnoxious) voices and the uncomfortable. But hey, let's just roll with the cliche fortune cookie one liner that goes something like: the core of a person's spirit is measured in their passion for new experiences, or some unpleasantly preach-worthy sentiment like that. In this case, I can get down with it. You'd be surprised at the kinds of stories you're bound to rack up if you get out there and hail enough rides --- just don't get shit on by that soul-crushing surge rate. 

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