These 22 Passenger Reviews Perfectly Capture the Hilarious Chaos of Taking an Uber

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mattstaff
Apr 9, 2018 12:00 AM EDT

Can say in all honesty that these were a delight. Opting for a ride share service like Lyft or Uber invites the wild and unpredictable, and if you're 'pooling' or 'lining' (sharing rides with other drivers that may or may not be bane of the earth individuals with irritable inabilities to shut the hell up and/or not be obnoxious) voices and the uncomfortable. But hey, let's just roll with the cliche fortune cookie one liner that goes something like: the core of a person's spirit is measured in their passion for new experiences, or some unpleasantly preach-worthy sentiment like that. In this case, I can get down with it. You'd be surprised at the kinds of stories you're bound to rack up if you get out there and hail enough rides --- just don't get shit on by that soul-crushing surge rate. 

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  • 01
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING
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  • 02
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Kidnapped me and forced me into a cult. Trip took 4 years and cost my entire life savings.
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE DID NOT PUT ON THE MASK I GAVE HIM AND DID NOT TAKE ME TO THE BANK!!
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    Face - UBER YOUR LAST TRIP Tuesday, 4:09 AM WArmitage Ave St $4.47 uberX Leave a comment Your Last Trip...Ever Larrabee St ck St S N
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  • 05
    Text - The Most Ridiculous Uber Ride Ever 109 Shares Pfy by Lisette Mejia 7/22/14 Like us on Facebook Log in Looks like Reddit user uhcougars1151 had one too many drinks this weekend and ended up calling a car to go across the street File this one under Uber stories the driver won't soon forget and neither will we "After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride ..Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map.. Ha! Can you just imagin
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Stopped the car mid-trip to yell at a pigeon
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  • 07
    News - kylie Follow k sull9 Am i right to be concerned if my uber driver just asked "So what are your thoughts on the Taliban?" Reply 13 Retwoot Favorite More
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  • 08
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Took me to work like I asked and now I am here at work how dare you sir this is all your fault.
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    Text - Prius drivers angry at being mistaken for Uber In America's more caring cities, drivers of certain cars say app-wielders try to climb into the back of their vehicles. Tech Culture f in August 20, 2014 t14 PM PDT My friend Terence whined to me the other day: "People keep getting into the back of my car at the mall. by Chris Matyszczyk ChrisMatyszayk These, he believes, were people who had mistaken his car for their own. Terence is a property developer. He goes to malls not to buy his comel
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  • 10
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Was clearly drinking whiskey and REFUSED TO SHARE like wtf he's the only one who gets to drown out his depression on Wednesday morning!?!?
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  • 11
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Smelled like Totino's pizza rolls which yeah I know sounds nice but totally was not
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Was Kanye. Kept talking about Kanye
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Radio was broken so he just kept making dubstep noises with his mouth the whole time
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    Land vehicle - Ordered an Uber in Manhattan, this is who showed up... staN ANYTM
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Showed up without car offering piggyback ride. Took 2 hours to get to destination and also his shoulders were super bony.
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  • 16
    Text - Celine Follow @celfarshi My uber driver just said to me "thank you for wearing no bra miss" fml crying 10:04 PM 11 Apr 2014 7 12
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    Text - Billy Procida TheBillyProcida Follow A baby girl was birthed in an #Uber car in New York City. The baby weighed 7.5 pounds and cost $26.50 FAVORITES 4 12:52 PM-2 Sep 2015
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  • 18
    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE Refused to rap battle me. [uh] This driver was weak [uh][uh] Totally not on fleek
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  • 19
    Text - Aiden Ashley @AidenAshley Follow I love @Uber. However, my driver just took a deep breath, smelled me, and said "yum" Pretty sure that's not included with their fare... 6:33 PM- 28 Dec 2013 2 5
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    Text - RATE YOUR RIDE He had a pet rat. Kept asking me to kiss his pet rat.
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  • 21
    Text - Andrew Olenski Follow @andrewolenski Me: "Looks like it's going to be another hot day." Uber Driver: "Yes, good practice for hell." 9:15 AM - 2 Jul 2014 25 22
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  • 22
    Text - Shan. Follow eshannajac My uber driver just asked me for advice on how to "hit on bitches" on Tinder. Ok Ben. 4.8 FPF5933 BEN BMW 3-SERIES RETWEETS FAVORITE 1 4:36 PM-21 Apr 2015 est Dr
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