What His Room Says About Him

• Clean Freak

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  If a man has his laundry folded, the bed made, and a desk stocked with pencils and journals, he is going to be a reliant individual. He is someone that was raised with parents that taught him that tidiness is key to success and starting your day by making your bed is the best and only way to ensure productivity. They will be a prepared individual, with condoms ready in the bedside drawer and wet wipes nearby for the clean-up following. Men with organized rooms, however, are not very adaptive. They are creatures of routine and predetermination, so any deviation from their holy plan will result in utter collapse. 

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• Hot Mess

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  The more his room looks like a bomb went off in it moments earlier, the less likely he is to sweat the small things in life. Dirty clothes on the floor and stained sheets are indicators that the man you are dealing with is reckless and somewhat of a wildcard. This man will not be able to supply you with a hoodie when you are inevitably feeling chilly in his overly air-conditioned room, simply because he does not know where it is. He will be good in bed, but you will not want to stay the night as you will uncover leftover pizza underneath the pillows. Men with messy rooms are harmless and easygoing, but simultaneously infuriating as they are oblivious to the filthiness of their lifestyle. 

• Gamer

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  When the only light in the room is coming off the screen of his monitor that takes up an inordinate amount of space in his already cramped lair and posters of animated characters you partially recognize from your tween years adorn the walls you know you have found yourself in the presence of a gamer boy. These people are a pleasure to be with because they are laid back and always down to stay in and chill, however they can also get on your nerves as all they ever want to do is stay in and chill. These men are usually a little out of it, almost half paying attention. They are fine at sex, but it is not a priority to them and they are hard to sleep with because Fornite never sleeps.

  
  

  
  

• Sports Fanatic

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  If a man has pennants of all his favorite baseball teams hung around his room and a lifesize replica of a Lebron James cutout and his massive dong dangling above his headboard you should probably steer clear of that man. More accurately: Child. Boys who worship athletes too much have to understand that there should be a limit to their idolization. These boys are usually total momma's boys (not in a delightful way) and are living such dependent lives so enveloped in their past that they fail to mature as they grow older. They are overly energetic demi-virgins and they need to learn to take a chill pill. 

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• Luxurious Lad

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  If a man has a bed sheet thread count that is higher than yours, the lights dim, and there is a robe waiting for you as you get out of the shower, congratulations! You have found yourself a smooth talker. These men are generally extremely slick and quick individuals. While that can be exciting, it can also be unsettling as they tend to make you feel like they are always one step ahead. They can be a player, or they may just be playing a game. It's 50-50. Anyways, these men are usually good in bed, so don't think about it too much, just have fun. And if you end up in a serious relationship with him, remember, it's just life, no need to stress yourself over thinking why he is so good.

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