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Crosswalk Poop Bandits: Tweets Of Doggos Who Just Can't Hold It In

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    Font - Sophie Bramnick @sophiebramnick laughing until i cry because this guy's dog just started taking a dump in the middle of the street and cars started honking and the guy yelled "you're stressing him out! he deadass has IBS!" 12:08 AM - Aug 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 11.7K Retweets 369 Quote Tweets 177.8K Likes

    This tweet brings up such a turmoil of emotions within us, we don't even know what to feel. We would be so embarrassed if this happened to us with our dogs, but at the same time, we're so concerneeeed about this poor pupper. And goodness, we're irrationally mad at the people driving and stressing him out. Let the boy poop in peace. 

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    Font - William Eyelash @pageinabook Replying to @sophiebramnick I walk dogs for work and this one pup will literally hold all his shit in until we're crossing a busy street and will WITHOUT FAIL pop a squat on the yellow line every time. I swear he's trying to kill me. 3:12 AM - Aug 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 4,691 Likes

    See, this pup, we do not feel bad for. This tweet only makes us want to giggle at the ridiculousness. This is one of those doggos who do these things on purpose lol. It's one of the puppers who would find a way to get himself expelled from daycare, and you know it. A bad boy - who we cannot help but love anyway. 

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    Font - Desiree Marie @DesireeSulzmann Replying to @pageinabook and @sophiebramnick My dog does this!!!!!! No one believes us but he is a crosswalk poop bandit 2:32 AM · Aug 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,814 Likes
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    Wedding dress - Crystal + ... @Kwikster53 Replying to @sophiebramnick Lmao and also poor lil guy IT'S HAPPENING memegenerator.ne 12:04 AM - Aug 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 1,446 Likes
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    Font - Black Butterfly | Moderna Mami #GetVaxxed(she/her) @WessieHale Replying to @sophiebramnick My dog has taken to stopping in the middle of the street or parking lot and doing this. I think it's because he has been to doggie day care where they have concrete/asphalt. A few of my neighbors have laughed as they wait for him to finish. 59 11:28 PM · Aug 22, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - Kate @KittyKateTigers Replying to @sophiebramnick Not me waving at cars apologetically while my girl takes a crap in the middle of an intersection. "Thank you. I'm sorry. Thank you. Please let me just pick this up!" 2:36 AM Aug 23, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Dog - Don Hammond ... @bluestatedon Replying to @sophiebramnick At least our guy has the good manners to do it on the green belt. NO OUMPING 9:03 PM - Aug 23, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - Kenz @Kenziebone11 Replying to @sophiebramnick This happened to me in the middle of a parade!!! Gotta love dogs!!! 10:34 AM Aug 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - mollie ... @molliexmartin Replying to @sophiebramnick my dog boomer has muscle induce collapse and muscle deterioration and cannot hold it in when he has to use the bathroom. we were once walking a trail at a park and he just popped a squat right there and shit. so embarrassing 4:52 PM · Aug 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Resume full speed, Finn! @KateC14 Replying to @sophiebramnick My Finn the road regardless of traffic - which is why we stayed on the private road by us when walking him a. loved to do his business in the middle of 5:07 PM : Aug 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Emily C. Fransen @efransenmusic ... Replying to @sophiebramnick My dog also has IBS, and I can 100% identify with this. Always poopin' in the middle of the street. 6:14 AM · Aug 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Oilfield Progressive @OilfieldProgres Replying to @sophiebramnick So is this the acceptable form of "shit posting?" Yeah that's right, I fused a poop joke with a dad joke 1:50 AM · Aug 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

    Yes. Yes, it is acceptable. 

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