Crosswalk Poop Bandits: Tweets Of Doggos Who Just Can't Hold It In

Every dog that we have will have its own set of weird habits and shenanigans. That's inevitable. One way or another, your dog will find a way to get on top of your roof and give you a heart attack. Your dogs will make a mess of your home at least 27 times as they're growing up. Normally, these things are more concerning than anything, but if your doggo starts poopin' where it should not be... now, that's just embarrassing - for you.

Now, not all of these doggos are the kind of bad-boy doggos who would get expelled from daycare. Some of them have legitimate health issues causing them to just not be able to hold it in. We're not laughing at them - never - we're laughing at the distress and embarrassment of their owners having to beg people driving to please pause and let their stressed-out dogs poop in the middle of the road in peace.

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via @sophiebramnick

This tweet brings up such a turmoil of emotions within us, we don't even know what to feel. We would be so embarrassed if this happened to us with our dogs, but at the same time, we're so concerneeeed about this poor pupper. And goodness, we're irrationally mad at the people driving and stressing him out. Let the boy poop in peace.
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via @pageinabook

See, this pup, we do not feel bad for. This tweet only makes us want to giggle at the ridiculousness. This is one of those doggos who do these things on purpose lol. It's one of the puppers who would find a way to get himself expelled from daycare, and you know it. A bad boy - who we cannot help but love anyway.
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via @DesireeSulzmann
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via @Kwikster53
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via @WessieHale
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via @KittyKateTigers
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via @bluestatedon
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via @Kenziebone11
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via @molliexmartin
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via @KateC14
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via @efransenmusic
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via @OilfieldProgres

Yes. Yes, it is acceptable.

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