Men Describe The Ways That They Refuse To Grow Up

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mattstaff
Sep 1, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

This thread might hit home for a whole lot of the dudes out there. Just because you get older and become more and more entrenched in this whole adulting thing doesn't mean that you have to completely say goodbye to silly little habits that you had when you were still reveling in the golden, tireless, irrational days of your youth. Maybe this thread will leave you inspired. Maybe you'll join your kid the next time they insist on building an insurmountable LEGO set with relentless enthusiasm. 

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    Organism - 1 3 I'm 36 and my wife left for work, so I walked around the house like a raptor before doing some chores. How have you not grown up? I also have a stick that I keep in the backyard that is actually a broadsword in disguise that I use to slay the demons inside the bushes I trim on Sundays. 7.5k Q 1k ↑, Share
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    Rectangle - here_to_stay669 · 4d 3 1 Award Whenever I see a cool action figure there's still a part of my brain that thinks "woahhh" G Reply 4 1.2k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - bigfruitbasket · 4d 2e 2 Awards I'm 58, I still ride on shopping carts out in the parking lots. One big push and we'll see how far I go. 6 Reply 1 1.1k 3
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    Rectangle - Mr_MaxPower · 4d 3 Awards Whenever I am alone, I prefer to go up the stairs on all fours. It is by far the superior method of stair travel and I'm tired of pretending it's not. G Reply 4 1k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - mountainpow • 4d 2 Awards When swapping out batteries on my power drill, I sil pretend l'm reloading a gun. G Reply 4 2.1k 3 ...
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    Font - alwaysgettingstabbed · 4d 11 Awards Dude, I still talk to myself in some ridiculous voices and have the most outlandish (and hilarious) fake conversations with myself and/cats. It's pretty cringy but honestly I laugh so fi then I say out loud, "alright dude something. ing hard sometimes lol. And you're grown" or 6 Reply 1 573 3
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    Font - stanley_leverlock · 4d S 11 Awards I'm 50. Last time my girlfriend and I were at the beach we went off the beaten path to an area where you could easily get 100 yards between you and the next person on the beach. It was very remote, very romantic, wrens and cranes flying overhead, little crabs coming out of holes in the sand skittering about. We cracked open a bottle of wine, toasted, kissed, and talked about how happy we were together. Then I laid down on the sand and used little pieces
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    Rectangle - Quikdraw7777 · 4d I'm in my 30's - and when no one's around, I try to use my ninja stealth to see how close I can get to the dog/ cat before they notice me!! Now That's a rush!! G Reply 1 1.4k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Halgy · 4d Male 3 2 Awards I use the Force to telekinetically open the automatic doors at the supermarket. G Reply 216 ...
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    Rectangle - mdg1775 · 4d 2 Awards I will grab a big bowl of cereal and watch cartoons on Saturday morning. I DVR old smurfs and flintstones episodes. I recently rewatched dungeons and dragons Saturday morning cartoon. 6 Reply 1 400 ...
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    Font - XLetsDoAl|TheDrugsX · 4d My husband doesnt have Reddit so l'm posting this for him.. He trims our trees and hedges with a katana and pretends he's Leonardo... É G Reply ↑ 371 3 ...
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    Rectangle - barnescommatroy · 4d 2 Awards I have an autoimmune type of arthritis. There are times (not recently thankfully) that my shoulders hurt and it helps me to limit my arm movement - trex style! Roar! I've been doing this since diagnosis in my late 20's G Reply 1 123 3
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    Font - nekrotik · 4d I'm 43 and when no one's home I talk to myself and inanimate objects in my house with different accents and voices. G Reply 1 73 3 ...
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    Rectangle - mdg1775 · 4d 2 Awards I will grab a big bowl of cereal and watch cartoons on Saturday morning. I DVR old smurfs and flintstones episodes. I recently rewatched dungeons and dragons Saturday morning cartoon. G Reply 400 ... +
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    Organism - eagleboy444 • 4d I'm 24. I make fake spiders out of paper and hang them on a string from the door frame, resting them on the top of the door until someone pushes it open and the spider falls on their face. Hehe. I'm an adult. G Reply 1 20 3 +
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