We all have that celebrity that we are attracted to and just can't explain why. For some of us, it's long-dead historic figures and for others, it's imaginary character crushes. My sister used to have a crush on Timmy Turner... I didn't ask. We can't possibly understand why our brains desire these people, so it's best not to question. If you think Spongebob is a hottie - this is a judgment-free zone. He's cute and non-threatening which is hard to find in a man these days. These figures give you hope in a way that real humans can't. They possess a certain magic. Scroll down to see what weird celebrity crushes are starring in people's dreams.