Man Accidentally Orders Truck Of Rice, Hilarity Ensues

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mattstaff
Sep 2, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

We all have our days when it feels like the universe itself is rooting against us, and chaos proceeds to break out at a moment's notice. It sounds like this dude's brother-in-law landed himself in some real hot water. If you thought you were having a difficult day just imagine trying to navigate having a truck full of rice show up at your place. Wouldn't be easy, man. Not easy at all. 

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  • 01
    Organism - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 6h Replying to @nameshiv If you have never heard a woman destroy a man with one sentence 25 times in a row you should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn, I'm on the phone and I'm scared and she isnt even angry at me lol 9 27 104 5,903
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 6h To clarify, this is India so when I say truck, I don't mean SUV, IT IS A LITERAL LORRY FILLED WITH RICE ♡ 17 27 194 7,283 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 6h Update: BIL is now negotiating with lorry driver. My requests to keep phone on speaker so I can here have been coldly rebuffed. I can however confirm that bribe has been offered and rejected. I cannot say whether this was a question of principle or price 3 27 68 4,941
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 6h Update 2: BIL wants everyone reading this to know that I'm dịck for livetweeting it and this is not helping e 33 27 173 8,634 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h as a horror writer, I can now confirm to ou with evidence that anything can be horror, I just watched a man's face curl up in abject terror at the words "Why Is It Still Outside My House?" 8 27 105 5,226
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    Product - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Update to Drama: BIL had come in to explain that driver insists they'll have to take the rice(and pay) but midway through thouht better of it and is now negotiating with driver again. An excellent demonstration of the flight instinct in mammals when confronted with mortal peril 27 81 5,212 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Side update: They also apparently have to unload the rice themselves. 9 27 42 4,016
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Update: Calls are now being made to owner of warehouse 1 27 30 3,204 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Update: Warehouse Owner is not taking calls. Spot negotiations have resumed. 4 27 34 3,535
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    Organism - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h Also all of you enjoying this need to join me in thanking Mom for going above and beyond the call of duty and carrying phone between locations & also relaying key info while somehow also social distancing so we can continue bringing you our live reporting on this unfolding crisis 29 27 74 6,057 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Update: BIL is making headway. Lorry driver and helper have accepted cigarettes from him. Negotiations have resumed while all 3 smoke. 27 57
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h Update: Lorry driver just laughed at something BIL said. BIL also laughing. Cigarettes may have been a masterstroke by BIL. We are moving our reporting back indoors to inform Sis. ♡ 2 27 51 4,343
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    Organism - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 5h Key Update: Cigarettes were in fact a huge strategic blunder because BIL apparently assured sis that he's definitely finally quit smoking on Sunday and in no way shape or form was supposed to have packs of cigs just there in pocket ready to be used as negotiating aid. 32 27 157 8,114
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 4h Update: Bereft of victims for the moment, sister is now asking me if I knew about this. There may be a slight lull in updates while I swear innocence and try to avoid becoming collateral damage in this tale of Indian Carnage 9 27 61 5,004 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: I have convinced sister that I am not party to this. However Mom and I have fled back outside because dad just walked in and asked sis "what is this truck outside why did you call it?" 4 27 42
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h BIL Update: Warehouse Owner still not taking calls but they have reached some chappu of his who told them to call someone called Manu, he'll take care of it. Thats all we know about him. He's Manu, this his number and he'll take care of it. He is the Mr Wolf of warehouse cockups 8 27 70 4,413 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Manu is not answering the phone. O 4 27 42 3,272 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Dad has also come outside and joined outside reportin
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Manu just called. 2 27 29 2,891 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Manu is now speaking to lorry driver. Driver is getting animated. He is the real victim(I kinda agree)
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h BIL Update: Warehouse Owner still not taking calls but they have reached some chappu of his who told them to call someone called Manu, he'll take care of it. Thats all we know about him. He's Manu, this his number and he'll take care of it. He is the Mr Wolf of warehouse cockups 8 27 70 4,413 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 4h Update: Manu is not answering the phone. 4 27 42 3,272
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 4h Update: Dad has also come outside and joined outside reporting crew. Mom asked him why are you here and his response was why are YOU here? We are all here 10 27 73 4,966 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Update: Manu just called. 2 27 29 2,891 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Manu is now speaking to lorry driver. Driver is getting animated. He is the real victim(I kinda agree)
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Manu is now speaking to BIL. 7 27 22 2,543 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h BIL is getting animated 1 27 23 2,585 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 4h Manu has asked to speak to lorry driver again e 5 27 22 2,537
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    Product - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 4h Manu clearly believes in getting all sides in a conflict before coming to a decision because he is now speaking to lorry driver's assistant. A wise judge. Maybe he'll want to speak to me too. One can but hope. 6 27 42 4,220 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 4h Manu is now speaking to BIL again. So far he has shown no interest in speaking to us. This is humbling. 5 27 31 3,513 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 3h Mom is scolding dad for demanding to speak to Manu. Dad has been banish
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Meanwhile Manu and BIL do not appear close to a resolution. ♡ 4 27 22 2,522 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Dad attemped to break curfew and come back out. He has now claimed he's done with the whole thing and doesnt care and also where the hell is dinner and he is going to room to watch news because state of the world matters more than a ruddy truck. Valid points, but I am skeptical. 12 27 36 3,658
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 3h BREAKING NEWS: Manu Is Coming 29 27 84 4,165 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h First however, Manu obv has to talk to driver again. Manu seems to be a talker, he has lots to say to everyone. Still nothing to say to me though. Hey Manu, nobody likes a snob, you know. I'm a person too. 19 27 36 3,639
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h Phone has been hung up. We are now waiting for Manu. 53 27 43 2,541 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 3h holy a lot of y'all care about my BIL and his misadventures with rice trucks. We're still waiting for Manu so consider this an ad break. Get popcorn, visit the loo, order some rice. 9 42 27 55 4,234
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    Cat - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 3h also since whats an ad break without ads, I talk about storytelling, humour etc here: Shiv Ramdas is creating writing/ journalism and communities | Patreon patreon.com O 24 27 124 2,917
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Update: Manu called again. He is lost and needs directions. 10 27 35 2,991 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Mom is making everyone eat food while we wait. Ironically there is no rice on menu. 42 27 100 5,580 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Update: Mom just called back. I think Manu may have arrived. 30 27 32 2,388
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Ok we're outside(sorry bout delay, but we're dependent on mom who DGAF about anyone during dinner, even Manu) 16 27 19 2,692 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Since I know I cared about this and was wondering, Manu kinda looks disappointingly average. He's just normal, random desi uncle in shirt pant. Sad! 33 27 37 2,942
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 2h BIL is now making what appears to be a passionate case. Manu certainly appears sympathetic, he is nodding. 10 27 18 2,226 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Manu is now nodding at what driver says. Manu nods at everyone. O 10 t7 23 2,425
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h BIL just played the "are you married" card. This is escalating. Manu's sense of husbandly empathy has been invoked. 20 27 52 3,600 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h It turns out Manu is indeed married. BIL is visibly relieved. 20 27 20 2,650 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h Lorry Driver wants them both to know that he too is married. 13 27 47 3,860
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    Organism - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 2h In a tragic twist, Lorry Drivers marriage was not deemed worthy of discussion by anyone. Lorry Driver is now my rooting interest 35 27 34 3,802 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h It appears Manu is brokering some sort of compromise. 39 27 32 2,136 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Apparently compromise is that if BIL buys some sacks of rice* and then Manu will make the rest just go away. *Number under negotiation О 34 27 38 2,603
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    Sky - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 1h Manu has opened aggressively with a you take half I take half offer. BIL has counetered by pointing out in that case Manu will need to take him too 92 27 59 2,998
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h BIL is now saying he can do 10 bags but does Manu want a bottle of scotch thrown in? I deeply admire this man's commitment to corruption. ♡ 27 27 50 3,042 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Plot twist: Manu is a teetotaller apparently 43 27 37 2,370
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h The lorry driver has shared that he however, would rather like a bottle of whisky. He is also willing to accept rum. He's accomodating like that. 18 27 33 2,904 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Manu has informed him he won't be getting anything of the sort. Lorry driver looks unhappy O 69 27 30 2,153 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Lorry driver is no longer speaking up when Manu wants him to chime in. Heel turn. 30 27 21 1,945
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 1h BIL just produced a MS Dhoni/Tom Brady level comeback and has sent for rum for lorry driver. He is exploiting the breach. 56 27 34 2,348 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Meanwhile mom wants to go to bed and I need to convince her not to she is our only window into this ricely saga send thoughts and prayers 104 27 34 2,498
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    Black - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 1h Update: Mom is not going to bed just yet, I invoked this ridiculously large audience and it swayed her. I think she may be judging y'all for caring this much about rice, but she's been judging me my whole life too, you'll be fine 149 27 95 4,829 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 1h Neighbour Uncle has emerged wearing kurta pajama. He wants to solve the problem himself. O 35 27 34 2,066
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    Font - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 1h Neighbour Uncle has unemerged because he was not wearing a mask and Neighbour Aunt was shouting at him 69 27 63 3,158 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 54m Meanwhile BIL and Manu seem to be closing in on a deal in the 20-25 bag range. Lorry Driver is now not even trying to hide his alignment switch. ♡ 62 27 26 1,888 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 49m They are now shaking hands. I believe we may have an accord. 86 27 44 1,889
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    Product - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 45m Final terms: 23 bags, one bottle Old Monk, one bottle scotch*. Everyone is exhausted. * Lorry driver is the best ing negotiator of the lot 119 27 155 3,533 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 43m ITS NOT OVER OH GOD NOW WHO WILL UNLOAD 23 BAGS ARGUMENT HAS STARTED O 124 27 110 2,334
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    Product - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 40m Lorry driver is sick of this s it. He has told helper to unload bags. 62 27 19 1,387 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 37m Helper, LD and BIL are now unloading bags. This will take a while. 58 27 16 1,210
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    Product - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 35m Manu's work is done. He is leaving. This is not the only crisis he needs to solve tonight, no doubt. No rest for the elite specialist ♡ 62 27 43 1,922 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 33m Neighbour Uncle has re-emerged, now wearing mask. ♡ 41 27 20 1,279 Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 30m BIL just asked Neighbour Uncle to help with bags. I don't think I've ever seen a senior citizen walk home that fast. 33 27 33 1,600
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    World - Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv · 29m Correction: He is not a senior citizen apparently. My mistake. ♡ 97 27 18 1,480 Eric @alem_do_sol · 1h Replying to @nameshiv and @kamilumin Someday, maybe many years from now, your family is going to be out of rice again and your sister is going to have to decide if asking her husband to go and buy more is worth the risk of this happening again 27 1 163
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