Groanworthy Dad Jokes From Twitter's Corniest Account

My Dad might live three and a half hours away, but that doesn't stop him from assaulting me with the corniest dad jokes imaginable. Sometimes he painstakingly types them out (with little feeling, as Dad's do) and sends them to me at weirdly early hours of the morning. Other times he gleefully sets the joke up on the phone, barely containing his excitement before delivering the punchline.

If your father figure isn't quite as forthcoming with the cringeworthy humor, you're in luck. There's a whole damn Twitter account dedicated to this kind of corny humor. So you can enjoy the dadliness vicariously whenever the mood strikes.

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