34 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 1, 2026)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Aug 1, 2026 4:30 PM EDT

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It's a beautiful summer weekend, and we're right in the thick of it. This is the summer that we've been waiting all year for. Remember when you were a kid, and you counted down the days until summer vacation? You waited all year long to know that you would be delivered into the warm arms of summer, where you would get to run free and make memories to last a lifetime. This feeling gets a little bit different when you get older. Maybe you don't have the summers off like you do when you're a kid. Maybe you have to work straight through them just like it's any other season. But maybe you're making the most of it with trips and with spontaneous fun that makes you feel alive. Maybe you're taking time out of your day to remember what's important to you. And what's important to you is spending time with friends, connecting with your interests, and thinking a little bit less about work. If you're lucky enough to be in that sort of state this summer, then you're in good company. But if you're not, and you have some crud running around in your system that you'd like to get rid of, then you're also in the right place. 

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    EVERY CA Jamie Bonkiewicz ❤ @JamieBonkiewicz Taylor Farms' CEO eating the lettuce to prove it's safe GIF 5:53 PM 7/20/26 859K Views 147 1 5.1K 61K ☐ 1.2K ↑
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    M McDonald's @McDonalds "we have food at home" ok we also have unresolved family drama at home 4:29 PM 7/22/26.5.3M Views 1.7K 17 7.8K 49K 3.6K
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    meghan @meghanfaceeee got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside • 11:26 PM 7/17/26 623K Views 53 17 2K 50K 802 ↑
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    worrski @worrski Nobody has ever called it that with all due respect Trail mix Trail mix made with peanuts, raisins, almonds, cashew nuts and M&M's Alternative names Gorp, scroggin, schmogle 11:45 AM 7/23/26 907K Views 518 12.5K 41K ☐ 2.6K ↑
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    Kevin Roose @kevinroose [opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks] "how long peanut butter good in fridge" 12:25 AM 7/22/26 103K Views • 39 17255 4.4K ☐ 225 ↑
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    WeRateDogs ❤ @dog_rates This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 ALT 4:57 PM - 7/22/26 1.2M Views
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    Ariel @ArielKwiat At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude • 9:28 AM 7/23/26 1.5M Views 330 7 1.8K 36K ☐ 2.7K
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    Nithya Shri⭑> @Nithya_Shrii A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace. . 11:44 PM 7/20/26 774K Views 366 17 5.2K 50K ☐ 1.6K ↑
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    raina douris @RahRahRaina elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you Elmo @elmo. 19h Elmo made a new friend at the game!! Tom Cruise!!! 5:00 PM 7/19/26 2.6M Views Mr.
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    Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Wives on a Sunday during a major global sporting event: There's a kids birthday party we need to go that's during the game 2:08 PM 7/19/26 1.1M Views 236 17 1.5K 42K ☐ 1K ↑
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  • Sometimes when the weather is nice, and people are outside having fun, it only makes you feel worse. Because if you feel like you're not having the exact day that you would like to have, then you're failing. But this couldn't be farther from the truth. You're doing exactly what you need to be doing, and you are exactly where you need to be. These tweets understand that, and they understand our current moment and the current Internet landscape. We've gotten them together from all sorts of sources, just for you. They're here to make you feel seen, heard, and understood. They're here to fill you in on the memes and jokes of the moment, and they're here to take your mind away from whatever it is that it needs taken away from. So look no further, and get to scrolling.

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    i2cjak 面 @i2cjak electrical engineer here! this truck is severely inbred and is unable to breathe. he is in constant pain Rabbi August De Wynter Cohen ❤ @R.... 1d 53 0:08 Jason Smith - 2:38 PM 7/22/26 1.7M Views 198 1 6.1K ☑ 138K 2.5K ↑
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    Frog King Simulator @Belbizaz Starting an Amish community but we're freezing the tech tree at the original Xbox 360 1:10 PM 7/17/26 192K Views 74 . 643 16K 395 ↑
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    Wade Stotts @wadestotts "hey man, how are you? I noticed you weren't at Roblox church this week..." "yeah I've actually been going to the Catholic Roblox church. Tradition is very important to me." I AM A FRIEND OF GOD I AM A FRIEND OF GOD God is good woooooo 2:07 PM 7/22/26 547K Views 60 17946 24K ☐ 1.7K ↑
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    doomer @uncledoomer one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons SEATLE SEATTLESUBMISSIONS @SEATTL.... 22h FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard. 5:54 PM 7/22/26 1.5M Views 233 17 5.9K 114K ☐ 2.2K ↑
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    Andrew Guenther @codebrewed I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater. 6:10 PM 7/19/26 854K Views 240 171.2K 30K 628
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    Athena @Minifarmthena She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me. Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
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    Trey @treydayway Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live 10:41 PM 7/17/26 427K Views 375 17 3.5K 29K 793
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    mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros obsessed with this guy on marketplace selling all of his sitcom style bachelor pad furniture bc his gf is moving in and hates everything Find similar listings Vintage File Cabinet $50 Sold *Nearby - 3 mi 12☐ D Description Used it as a dresser but now my girlfriend is making me get a real dresser - I thought it looked cool pick up in Williamsburg Condition Used Good. Vintage Side Table $50- Sold *Nearby - 3 mi 2 Description 21 in height/27x22 dimensions - I thought th
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    Sierra @slothsaretight3 Bluey for your uncle + DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 20h New look at 'TED LASSO' Season 4. Releasing August 5 on Apple TV. 9:56 PM 7/19/26 911K Views 48 1713 Joe Arthur K GATESTA 31K ☐ 411 ↑
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    Kyle Porter ❤ @KylePorterNS Argentina wins games in ways that would have ended friendships over FIFA in college. 7:31 PM 7/15/26 528K Views 30 1 1.1K 18K 478 ↑
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    Céline @lebrazill Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you?????? 12:43 PM 7/19/26.7.2M Views . 1.3K 1 79K 679K ☐ 20K
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    BIG TIMI @OrevaZSN I saw someone say, "No spoilers for The Odyssey." Brother, you've had 3,000 years to read the book. 9:00 AM 7/15/26 2.5M Views 396 17 20K 186K ☐ 2.4K ↑
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    machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix just heard a youth say "on claude” instead of "on god" 2:47 PM 7/22/26.4.1M Views • 599 17 5.9K 122K 6.3K 1
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    autist ✔ @litteralyme started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home litte calyme0 0:22 3:56 AM 7/16/26.1M Views • 54 17 5.6K LENNY'S PIZZE 96K ☐ 1.7K 企
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    mus @_seamusharvey "you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm" i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx 6:40 PM 7/22/26 3M Views 315 17 5.2K 159K ☐ 2.4K ↑
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    brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001 DELIVERY TACO BELL TACO BELL 7:28 PM · 7/19/26 · 5.7M Views 195 tz 2.4K TACO BELL DIABLE 126K ☐ 3.9K ↑
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    claire de lune @ClaireMPLS meanwhile, on threads. sodacitymama > Musicians of Threads 2d threads Can someone please help me find this song stuck in my head? It's a 90s-ish white pop/country guy band and it sounds like they're saying “Mrrr. Joel Embiid" it's uptempo. This is a real song I promise 1.3K 334 40 4:46 AM 7/16/26 2.5M Views 279 17554 265 11K ☐ 2K ↑
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    PHI dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_ The Odyssey was the loudest movie maybe ever I thought I was going to di on the ship with them 1:24 PM 7/22/26 3.4M Views 618 17 18K 187K ☐ 6.8K
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    Your OG @LRNROSE was telling the vet how expensive dog treats are and she said just buy a box of cheerios. they like em and they low cal 2:58 PM 7/19/26.5.2M Views 385 t 3.1K 212K 11K ↑
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    Creepy.org❤ @creepydotorg Bro's working day and night to make people forget he was in Twilight. • 3:20 PM 7/17/26 10M Views 1.9K 1 34K 476K 11K ↑
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    Janel Comeau @Very BadLlama the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird sh you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life 11:32 PM 7/23/26 531K Views 143 11.6K 26K ☐ 1K ↑
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    Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret Authenticators be like: Is this you logging in on your laptop at the same office you've worked at for five years???? 8:25 AM 7/24/26 283K Views . 36 1.1K 34K ☐ 196 ↑
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    nTM @kushbбrbie they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone 4:11 PM 7/23/26 4.2M Views 301 17 18K 203K 5.3K ↑
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    @legalbear123 Someone just hacked my husband's southwest account and used his rapid rewards points to book a flight. But like we can see their full name and was therefore able to cancel the flight. Idk this seems like bad fraud??? 1:16 AM 7/24/26 1.9M Views • • 128 17 1K 84K 1.3K
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