Tumblr Thread: Security Guard Hilariously Explains Why Heist Movies Don't Make Sense

See the thing that heist movies fail to comprehend about security systems is that security teams aren't robots. Security teams are like any workplace, full of moronic inconsistency and barely followed protocols. This Tumblr users explains that a crack heist team might as well roll the dice on where a guard is supposed to be at any given time, or whether they'll even respond to any active alarms. For more from Tumblr, here are some random Tumblr gems.

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