Dude Takes Well Deserved Petty Revenge On Friend With Butter

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    Font - A friend gets well deserved petty revenge on me - with butter. This is about a friend getting their Petty Revenge on me, and well deserved it was. Years ago as a student I lived in a house-share with this good friend (call him Fred). We both had part-time jobs to make ends meet.. He worked in the local multiplex cinema, the first of its kind in our part of the UK. One day, he comes home ranting about just how thick and unhelpful customers can be, and how they have to be prodded for every
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    Font - Fred: " What would that be?" - Customer - "A Coke" Fred: "Diet or full sugar?": - "Customer - Diet" Fred : "What size?" - Customer - "Medium" And so on it would go, through nachos, popcorn, etc. I thoroughly listened and sympathised.
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    Rectangle - So, next week my girlfriend and I go to watch a film, and it turns out ... Fred serves us. He looks at me for a second, a second too long, and launches into the "What would you like sir?" questions, and I take him down the entire garden path having to be prodded for every answer.
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    Font - We got to popcorn as the last item, and the vary last item after l'd ordered one of virtually everything I could think of, and he'd maintained an utter deadpan expression through out. "Sweet or salted?" - "Salted". "Would you like butter?" - "Yes please". And off he goes to the machine with the butter pump, and he goes mad, and pumps it like a bastard. There must have been about a pint of butter in my popcorn. He then thanked me and told me quite politely to enjoy my film. Which I did.
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    Font - When I left, I had a huge popcorn bucket shaped ring of butter on my trousers where the bucket had leaked. It was a masterful piece of petty revenge. It still makes me smile and we're still very good friends. 4 3.2k 3 ↑, Share 73
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    Font - VonGrippyGreen · 21h This reminds me not of petty revenge, but of a strange outing at Subway one day. I was in a course through work, and went for lunch with the random guy that happened to sit next to me. We hit up Subway, and while the "sandwich artist" was making his, she asked if he wanted sub sauce. He said something like "Yes, please... A little extra", and this woman proceeded to zone out and put about 15-20 passes of sub sauce on his sandwich. After the 4th or 5th, we were looking

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