16 Superbly Sassy Snake Names: Hiss-terical Names For Cute Pet Snakes

Ellie Dunn

Oct 9, 2021 5:00 PM EDT

What do you name a snake, the pet that arguably has everything? This is a conundrum that has confounded many people, so today we're going to provide some amazing ideas for what to name your snake. We have names for the pets with a soft side, such as gentle snakes sporting top hats, for the scary snakes, such as giant pythons, and even names for the silliest of snakes.

Slippery slimey snakes are awesome, and we have a ton of sssurprisingly superb names for splendid snakes to consider. So grab your pet snake, slither over, and enjoy this compilation of incredible snake name ideas. If you didn't have a pet snake before reading this, then perhaps these name ideas will give you the push you need to slither over to the pet store and adopt a pet snake of your own!

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01
Sneath

via @peterfxcker

Sneath is the quintessential snake. He's chill, he's low maintenance. He's been to the jungle but most of the time he enjoys just chilling inside. A pet snake named sneath is definitely going to be a sweetheart.
02
Hissabelle

via @drunkenfix

Hissabelle is a diva. She enjoys lying in the sun, to warm her cold, cold, reptilian organs. She also enjoys slithering to the edge of her enclosure to admire her reflection. She may seem threatening, but Hisabelle is completely harmless.
03
Chad

via @MichWilliams15
04
Severus Snake

via @drunkenfix
05
Noodle

via @
06
Sammy

via @CMontreville
07
The Wiggles

via u/headcase-and-a-half
08
Sir Toppington

via u/alphanimal
09
Hisstopher

via u/MechRecon
10
Robin

via u/Shorty_Keeper
11
Sssssylvia

via u/Shorty_Keeper
12
Snickers

via u/lick_sticks
13
Plummington

via u/bamawildlife4321
14
Hissy Elliot

via u/bamawildlife4321
15
Poison Ivy

via u/snek92548
16
Sssebastian

via u/cfriend2all

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