'Overheard London' Conversations That Made Us Feel Hella American

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abbyadler
Oct 7, 2021 12:30 PM EDT

We've appreciated overheard conversations on both coasts, but we have no idea what's going on across the pond. After checking out Instagram account 'Overheard London,' we're even more confused about what TF is going on with the Brits. They're clearly fueled by nothing but tea and biscuits, because the folks have gotta be on something else. It might just be a weirder place than New York and Los Angeles combined. Scroll down for the most ridiculous things Londoners had to say this week. 

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  • 01
    Font - "Wow, you look just like your Instagram tonight." "That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!" Coverheardlondon
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    The bar is low. 

  • 02
    Font - "What are you doing now?" "I'm a stay at home daughter." Coverheardlondon
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    Stay-at-daughter is my dream job. 

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    Rectangle - Girl, choking: "I need water!" Friend: "I only have a bottle of Prosecco in my bag!" Coverheardlondon
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    Font - Londoner: "My favourite song is that Scottish song...1000 Miles?" Glaswegian: "It's 500 Miles, but he says he'll walk 500 more...so I see the confusion." Coverheardlondon
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    Handwriting - "I'm not attracted to him. I'm attracted to his height - 6"5. Like, get into my bed and hang off the end of it!" Coverheardlondon
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    Rectangle - On the central line, a 60-Something American Woman falling on people: "Sorry this is only the second time l've been on the lube!" Coverheardlondom
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    Font - Wife: "I should come first, not your mum. I should be Number 1, not your mum. Your mum doesn't blow you - I do." *silence Wife: "No wonder your first marriage didn't work out." Coverheardlondon
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    Font - Girl: "Excuse me, are you standing in the queue?" Woman: "Don't play stupid, what way am I facing? l'm buying SOUP, don't look at me, or speak to me. DON'T ACT CLEVER I'M NOT IN THE QUEUE YOU IGNORANT FOOL." Coverheardlondom
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    Font - Random Passerby to Woman: "You're beautiful!" Woman: "And with great beauty comes great craziness." Coverheardlondom
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    Rectangle - "What's that clothes site again? Sassy Bitch?" "Nasty Gal?" Coverheardlondon
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    Rectangle - Platform Announcer: "Commuter on Platform 1, can you please not catwalk along the yellow line. This is London Fields, not London Fashion Week." Coverheardlondon
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    Handwriting - "I love a full lumberjack beard! That's what I want: a man who can go into the forest, cut down a tree, build a house, then fur.k me in it." Coverheardlondon
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    Rectangle - "How did the date go?" "It was okay...but then he sent me a video of him wanking, 5 minutes before I walked into church.." Coverheardlondon
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  • 14
    Human body - Cashier: "We don't sell those here... Why don't you buy it online?" Man: "Because I left my house." Coverheardlondon
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    Font - American Girl: "Why is one player in all pink?" English Girl: "That's the ref." Coverheardlondon
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