A Hilarious List of Parenting Funnies to Scroll While Sipping on Your Morning Coffee

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  • 01
    Me sailing through motherhood @momsconfession I'm not mature enough for this.
  • 02
    My kids every time I clean a room drgrayfang we're here to fsh up
  • 03
    My toddler watching me throw away a clump of hair from the vacuum minc @momsconfession I NEED IT.
  • 04
    Parents just trying to make lasting Summer memories while their kids whine that they're So BoReD @momsconfession QC
  • 05
    Me telling my overtired toddler that it's time to take a nap @momsconfession
  • 06
    Me: My toddler, every single day: You look poor. @momsconfession Where the h I have you been? Why is your face like that? Entertain me. You look broke-a
  • 07
    Me and my mom bestie letting the kids run feral at the park because we've given up for the day culturedmemes @momsbeingpetty
  • 08
    Me sitting with my overtired toddler who is definitely not tired and doesn't need a nap @momsconfession HEME
  • 09
    My body: I'm so tired I'm going to sleep great tonight My brain: WIRROUMEME The you are. @wtfyoumeme1
  • 10
    If you see a mom like this by 4pm. today, just mind your business @momsconfession
  • 11
    Me explaining to my kid that I'm the adult here and he doesn't own me My kid @momsconfession
  • 12
    When you want to be friends with people but they think you're mean and unapproachable because you have a resting b face and social anxiety
  • 13
    My family watching me have the Thanksgiving mental breakdown I deserve @momsconfession IS E Mother seems well.
  • 14
    My child questioning the meaning of life the minute I say it's time for bed @momsconfession TELL ME WHY
  • 15
    My husband and I finally getting into bed after a hard day of parenting @momsconfession Give me a kiss. - Give me a 20.
  • 16
    Kid: You are the meanest mommy in the whole world! Me: @MOMSCONFESSION I can't be worried about that sh... Life goes on, man.
  • 17
    Me watching Snapped Good for her
  • 18
    I cannot even. Nor I, child. Nor I.
  • 19
    Kids avoiding bedtime like: @momsconfession MY FOOT HURTS. CAN I HAVE A CUP OF WATER?
  • 20
    @momsconfession Watching a Netflix show with your spouse after the kids go to bed.
  • 21
    Ma Me taking 4,000 pictures of my kid probably doing dumb sh @momsconfession
  • 22
    How's everything going? You taking care of yourself? Me: Yep
  • 23
    When my kid threatens to put me into time out @momsconfession Um, yes Love that journey for me
  • 24
    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession

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