Y'all Don't Text, Mercury Is In Gatorade

Astrology is a dicey topic. Some people swear by it and some people try to run as far away as possible from it. Over here at Cheezcake, we try to stay somewhere in the middle. We don't check our horoscopes every single day, but if it's been a rough week. we'll give our co-stars a quick glance to make sure it's not entirely our fault. Is that psycho behavior? Don't answer that.

Now, let's enjoy these wacky horoscope Tweets together.

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