A Dude's Wildly Imaginative Hot Take On Freeing Himself From Chess Grandmaster

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mattstaff
Oct 11, 2021 5:00 PM EDT

Did you anticipate that you'd be reading a wildly creative story about the lengths that a dude would go to, to get himself out of being kidnapped by an evil chess grandmaster? Probably not, yet here you are. The Chad vibes are strong with this one. 

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    Organism - You are kidnapped by a chess grandmaster and forced to play chess with him. He will let you go free if you win, and he will have you shot by his armed guards if you lose. Can you win the game?
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    Font - You are kidnapped by a chess grandmaster and.. 37 Answers Benjamin Telford, Woodpusher and windmiller. Updated September 18 My only chance of winning is if I am able to set some terms of my own. If the Grandmaster makes the mistake of agreeing to this, I will immediately insist we do some chess boxing.
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    Furniture - Yes it's a thing.
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    Rectangle - In the traditional rules, the game starts with three minutes of chess. I plan to do jack sl : during this time. I'm not going to beat a Grand Master at chess. After the three minutes are up I get to fight the f. ker. Now l'm not a boxer, but I am hoping neither is the grand master. I'm also hoping to go up against a GM like Yuri Lvovich Averbakh.
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    Glasses
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    Font - "I'm 31 years young." My plan is to knock them out before the three minute boxing round ends. If I don't manage this, it's another three minutes of time wasting in the chess round, then back to boxing. In total, you get nine minutes on the chess clock, so I get to survive three rounds of chess and three of boxing before I run out of time and get shot.
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    Font - I don't have high hopes, but at least I would have the satisfaction of pummeling them for having the audacity to shoot me. 580.3K views · View 3,812 upvotes · View shares 4 3.8K O 46 000
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