Help Us Choose a Sh*tty Man To Sacrifice To The Dark One This Year At The Witching Hour

The Spooky Month is upon us and the full moon approaches, bringing with it whispers of the coming yearly Witching Hour. You know what I'm talking about, ladies! Pumpkin spice lattes, brushing our hair, periods, Barbie…

Okay, now that the men have stopped reading, you know what I'm actually talking about, ladies! It's time to sacrifice the Shttiest Man to the Great Dark One who slumbers beneath. This yearly contest is a big one, because, well, so many men are just so shtty every single year. But we've narrowed it down to the very sh*ttiest. Let's meet our contestants!

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