Why More Is Better: The Fun Perks Of Dating Several Men At Once

Perpetual singledom can be a grand time, but only if you're doing it right. As someone who suffers from the tragedy of having a stick up her ass AKA deep-seated anxiety that keeps me up at night, trust me when I say this lifestyle can be hard to pull enough. It's genuinely difficult to remember how many siblings each one of them has, who has a toxic relationship with their family, and who you have legitimate feelings for. To counter the inevitable confusion, I recommend keeping diary entries on all of the contestants that unknowingly signed up for the reality TV show that is your life. If you play your cards right, there are many perks behind this debaucherous lifestyle. It's not my first time on the rodeo, so if you ride with me, you'll be ahead of the dating game. Without further ado, let's review and revel in the perks of this lifestyle together.

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Free dinner and drinks guaranteed every night

This one's the golden perk that all women are aware of. Obviously, I've offered to pay my own way, but most guys won't allow it. My empty stomach, empty bank account, and alcoholic tendencies aren't complaining though. This perk really hits the spot. Worst case, we go splitsies, and I'll still have a jolly good time thanks to the gluttony and liquor involved.

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Access to different streaming services

Chances are they'll log into their streaming service while hanging out at your place, and depending on the type of guy they are, they just might leave their account logged in. This means that even when they're not there, you can enjoy access to their streaming service of choice by yourself. Whether it be Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Amazon Prime, or Disney+, the streaming service world is officially your oyster when you're a serial dater.

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New men equal fresh insight into new cities

There's no way every guy you're talking to is from the same town. This is a wonderful opportunity to get to know different cities through the different guys you're hanging out with. The different men in your life essentially double as attractive tour guides. You were always destined to be a cultured, cosmopolitan bish, and this is the ultimate chance to get acquainted with multi-city life. Not exactly traveling the globe, but it'll have to do for now.

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Networking with benefits

Every time a nosy family member has the audacity to ask you why you haven't settled down yet, you can say you're working on your career through your many side hoes - I mean hustles, of course. And who knows? Even though it may not work out with these guys, maybe they'll hook you up with a professional opportunity in the future. I'm all about that self-promo on first dates, so don't be shy. It's time to collab in more ways than one.

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Your social life will flourish

You'll never have to spend a boring evening alone again because one of these dudes is bound to be free on any given night. If you've only maintained two college friendships since you graduated and you despise all your coworkers, the serial dating lifestyle is perfect for you. Cheers to new friends who definitely think the two of you are way more than just friends.

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You'll never have to come to terms with your perpetual singledom

As the wiseTove Lo once sang, we "gotta stay high all the time" to keep our singledom off our minds. If you're constantly hopping from work to cocktails to fancy dinners to cultural museums to cheesy picnics in parks to scenic walks on the beach to Netflix and Chill, you won't have time to think about how tragically single you are in reality because it'll feel like you have different boyfriends at your every beck and call (even though you don't unless any of them has made the move to make it official). Mental health days are for losers. Fill up your whole schedule so you never have to think about your inevitable future as a cat lady.

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You might actually find love

Considering you're probably going to confuse many of their names out loud accidentally, this perk is highly unlikely (although you can utilize the f*ckboy method by calling each of them 'babe' so you'll never screw up their names. I will say that I find pet names strange during the talking stage when things aren't official yet, but you do you). However, I am an optimist and believe that you too can achieve relationship status if you truly give it your all. I can't say that I have achieved it, but so far, the other perks have made this lifestyle oh, so worth it regardless. What are you waiting for? Give serial dating a try today.
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