Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Make The Day That Much More Tolerable

We are bored, boring people and we need a saline drip of jokes to get us through our pointless days. That may sound a bit sad, and it is, but without them we'd just be specters haunting our own grey lives, unable to find the joy in witnessing even the sweetest of groin injuries. So let's see if we can find a vein and plug in some funny tweets and sweet tumblr gems.

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