Men Unveil The Superficial Reasons They Broke Up With Their Girlfriend

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Oct 29, 2021 11:00 AM EDT

Men in the Ask Reddit Community weighed in on some of the most superficial reasons why they've ever rejected a woman. The answers might surprise you or be exactly as you thought. Some of the reasons are purely bizarre. Examples range from having problems with a woman's foot size to complaining about their food allergy. Really? They're not going to date someone for being allergic to peanuts? Women just can't win these days. Read on and try not to shake your head too much. 

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    Font - Posted by u/Nice-Inevitable-4875 2 days ago A 2 11 13 S 8 8 What's the most superficial reason for what you have rejected a woman?
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    Font - BmeBenji · 2d I feel really bad about this one. She appeared to be my age, like mid-twenties at the time, but she had a cartoonishly thick Minnesotan accent. I couldn't hear her voice without picturing a middle-aged hockey mom that wanted to serve me a salad that was 3 parts jello, 1 part vegetables, and 5 parts mayonnaise. Luckily the first date went poorly anyway and neither of us wanted a second date.
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    Product - ethan-bubblegum-tate · 2d 2 Really shitty left turn to get into her apartment complex. 4 6.7k 3 Reply Share •..
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    Font - SamuraiCorb1517 · 2d 2 Her feet looked like she kicked walls for fun. 4 2.0k 3 Q Reply Share
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    Font - jphilipre · 2d Male When I was newly divorced some friends had a get together where it was pretty obvious that they wanted me to meet a woman they thought I might hit it off with. She was pretty, funny, and into many of the things I was - a very intuitive match up. Then she started to refer to herself as "The Queen" throughout the evening and I was done with that.
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    Font - Spaceisthecoolest · 2d Peanut allergy. I love peanut butter and nuts in general and decided I'd rather eat peanuts than date her. She said even a hint of it after brushing my teeth could kill her. 2.3k Q Reply Share •..
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    Font - jtllpfm · 2d When she ate chicken she put the bones on the table. Not on a plate. 4 3.6k Reply Share •..
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    Font - ZeMole · 2d 2 3 2 & 2 More I broke up with a girl over the way her feet looked in a certain shoe she wore all the time. Something about it just repulsed me and I still can't quite figure out why. 7.9k Reply Share
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    Font - imydal · 2d She had the first same name as my sister 4 5.0k - Q Reply Share
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    Font - jpcomicsny · 2d e She talked like Steve Urkel 1.7k Reply Share
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    Font - jeffersonairmattress · 2d S Her name was Margaret. She hated any nicknames. My aunt's name is Margaret. I later married into another family and now have three Aunt Margaret's. 7.5k Reply Share •..
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    Font - Old-Ranger1405 · 2d She said "9 by 9" way too many times. Apparently she had baked a "9 by 9" cake for some family dinner. Apparently they ate the whole "9 by 9" cake. She kept going on about it. Kept saying "9 by 9." I couldn't get past it. 144 Reply Share •..
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    Font - solidad · 2d She ate with her mouth open. Much like a cow...I just couldn't get over the.... MOUTH SOUNDS 1.1k Reply Share •..
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    Font - sikki_nixx · 2d She left me a voicemail after an argument and said "I love you more than you can famish"...that was it for me. 3.3k Reply Share •..
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