Owners Provide Funny Reasons Why Their Spoiled Doggos Would Not Survive The Wild

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Nov 9, 2021 4:00 PM EST

Way back when, before the canine was domesticated, they used to roam the wild to and fro without a care in the world. And as you can probably imagine, the wild is an unforgiving place where anything goes! Would the spoiled canines of today's era manage to survive if they went back to their wild roots? This hilarious group of doggo owners says, no, they definitely would not.

Today's pampered pooches come in every variety of spoiled. Some doggo owners buy and prepare very special foods for their floofy four legged companions, who refuse to eat unless their food is prepared to their specifications. And that's just one example. Let's get into this hilarious compilation of funny reasons why spoiled doggos would definitely not survive in the wild! 

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    Font - r/dogs u/grapejelly6 · 2d 1 1 Everyone give reasons why you don't think your spoiled doggy would survive in the wilderness! [Discussion] For me its because when i do give her meat i have to cut it up in small pieces because if i just give her a chunk of meat she will try to eat it all in one big bite with her tiny mouth and end up choking and coughing it up several times. She won't slow down lol. Who would cut up her food in the wilderness? Also she tries eating everything at-least once s
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    We saw this thread while scrolling through the depths of Reddit and we had to pause and give it a read, and boy we are glad we did. Who knew that reading about pampered and spoiled doggos would make us smile like dorks this morning. 

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    Font - Vieamort • 2d I have a beagle who barks when he's excited or upset lol. Excited to hunt down a rabbit: bark! Gets scared by a leaf falling: bark! Not to mention my boy gets lost easily. He would keep his sniffer to the ground, look up, and not know where he is in the slightest. G Reply 149 ...
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    Oh yeah, this doggo gets cases of the barks when surrounded by anything that could stimulate excitement. Natural selection would have a field day with this one. Just kidding! We wonder if these doggos would be able to get in touch with their wild instincts if faced with a difficult situation! 

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    Font - HeyMaetthere · 2d My pomchi sits and cries for everything. She cries over my brother's empty plate of food, no one will let her kiss them on their face, they're not petting her enough. She would be so lonely. The two aussies would be fine until they ate something bad for them. And the last one wouldn't know what to do with herself. She is not a fan of the outside. No grass, no snow, how dare you even suggest outside. Outside is for potty.. on the sidewalk. She would not be okay lol 6 Repl
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    Organism - Dragonpixie45 · 1d Cause the wilderness doesn't have cable. How would he be able to nod off to sleep without his Forensic Files? G Reply 1 54 3 + A1_Brownies · 1d This hits home because my grandma would watch Forensic Files all the time. Ohhhh, if only she had a puppy buddy to enjoy it with her O 4 10 3 ...
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    Font - The-Ginger-Lily · 1d Shih Tzu Cross For starters, she is the fussiest damn eater ever. I've bought her hundreds of different kinds of food and treats over the years and she won't touch 99% of them. She could be absolutely starving and if her specific food wasn't put in front if her, she won't eat. G Reply 1 22 3 +
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    Font - Mina111406• 1d My one dog eats EVERYTHING and would probably die of some sort of poisonous thing quickly. Also, he hates his feet getting wet or dirty, and refuses to even go out when it's sprinkling. My other dog would love the mud and muck of it, would argue with squirrels all day. (There's a squirrel in our back yard that yells at her from a tree and they have a tumultuous relationship). But any loud noise would freeze her in her tracks and she'd probably die hiding from noises in a ca
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    Font - stephapeaz · 2d My puppy still gets scared by loud noises like garbage trucks, and she doesn't like it outside if it isn't always sunny and 50+ degrees out G Reply 1 11
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    Font - Burntoastedbutter • 1d When 2 people broke into my fam's house to steal stuff, she just hid behind the couch (seen on our CCTV) the whole time. Tho l'm glad because that meant there was no room for injury. The assholes gave my dog my favorite CNY biscuits from our counter too before they left... And she gladly ate them... She didn't trust the vet whenever they tried to give her a treat, but she trusts these burglars who broke into the house -. 6 Reply 1 40 ... +
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    Font - codeplaysleep · 2d He wouldn't have anyone to hold his umbrella when it's raining... 6 Reply 1 362 ...
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    Font - Alfiehar • 2d Because he would pick a fight with a bear and or jump off a cliff after a stick. My other dog, because she is to dependent on people, or chase something. Reply 1 73 3
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    Human body - Lucy_WonderWoman · 1d My Shih Tzu would probably try to fight off some wild animal, in her head she's a Great Dane. G Reply 13 3
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    Rectangle - genovia4lyf · 1d My pup won't eat unless we pretend to cook her food like we do with ours. She wouldn't survive in the wild because she insists on a personal chef as well as theatrics with her meals.
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    Font - CatpeeJasmine · 2d CC: JRT mix & Lucy: ACD mix 1. The 20-pound terrier mix wouldn't survive because he'd try to fight an 8-pack of javelina. 2. The cattle dog mix would never have to survive in the wilderness because she'd just never, ever leave sight of me. G Reply 88 +
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    Font - horsepighnghhh · 2d My dog would never kill anything, I don't think it's because she's too nice or anything because a dog killing animals is just natural... she's just a tad slow mentally. I once found her barking at an injured bird, I think she was scared of it; any other dog l've had would've eaten it. She was abused before we got her and has lasting brain damage and has seizures. She is very sweet but not very smart at all, I love her dearly still:) 6 Reply 1 79 3 ...
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    Font - acceptablemadness · 2d Ours would sit and cry when they got their feet wet, and then starve because there's a puddle between them and a food source. G Reply 106 +
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