Smooth-Brained Nincompoops Who Missed The Joke By Miles

Author image for Eric Lund
Eric Lund
Nov 8, 2021 5:00 PM EST

It could be a complex history of narcissism or just poor reading comprehension, but man does it hurt to watch a joke land like a Fabergé egg. Here are some people who could have taken the extra second to actually think about what they read before blorting their word diarrhea all over their keyboards. But no, they took the low road and ended up amongst the many oblivious people who completely missed the joke.

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Furniture - hrs I could make this in a day It probably took a good year or two to make this table...
    via tiffachu16
  • 02
    Communication Device - I can guess your age... take your age, add 5. now devide by 1. subtract 5 = your age (9?) 8:32 AM - Oct 24, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 579 Likes 27 Tweet your reply Reply -36m Replying to @Beluga1000 you realise thats not guessing your age because, lets say im 15, if i add 5, it will be 20, divide that by 1, its 20 and then subtract 5 its 15... its literally basic maths Imao, nothing special 13 -36m R/wooosh 26
    via tiffachu16
  • 03
    Azure - kaitlin Today 18:02 I ALSO HATE SMALL TALK Today 19:55 omg why are you yelling You said you hate small talk so l made BIG TALK that's just yelling do you really not know what small talk is? cuz it's not the opposite of that Bruh Sent Type a message.. GIF
    via tiffachu16
  • 04
    Font - Fun Fact: Nothing starts with N and ends with G, Mehrunisa Tamoor Nutmeg 1d Like Reply Christian Baker Not even"nag"?
    via tiffachu16
  • 05
    Product - BriAn @brian2grimey The scene / The cameraman anderson6 Wasn't nemo animated ? 2 d 26 likes Reply
    via tiffachu16
  • 06
    Font - INTRESTING Population Downloads 7.9 Billion 10 Billion 332 77 comments 14 shares O Like Comment Share Different acc Like Reply
    via tiffachu16
  • 07
    Jaw - imagine being born in january, you gotta wait a whole year for your birthday 120 comments d.iobrando Everyone's birthday is a year apart 161 5h Reply snowchildwtf yeah but january different 40 5h Reply iamv_20 ain't no way boi are u being serious 26 5h Reply
    via tiffachu16
  • 08
    Plant - *Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: Emergency! Kid named Ency: Set whomst has awakened the ancient one there's no kid named ency Imao
    via tiffachu16
  • 09
    Product - Jukebox333Wx NYK(4-1) @Jukebox3331 - 2h ... Replying to @Roblox We won't be back. Thank you for everything. ROBLOX t2 32 13 955 Quinten Shimanek @QShimanek · 27m Q ... photoshoped 3 dominik3bb @dominik3bb - 16m ... You're probably very funny at parties 1 Quinten Shimanek @QShimanek 13m Q ... I wouldn't know I don't go to parties 1 Mister D. (YouTube) y @YT_MisterD - 6m Lmao I can't 2.
    via tiffachu16
  • 10
    Font - I seen a old man getting jumped by 3 men so l decided to help. He didn't stand a chance against the 4 of us. 6:53 PM 20 Jul 18 9 Retweets 169 Likes · 3h Replving to r you're a good person. 15 1· 3h Y I don't think you understood the joke.
    via tiffachu16
  • 11
    Musical instrument - Replies D Drunk Anchorman • 1 year ago It's amazing how the Beatles are able to stand still for this entire video. 4.1K 153 Add a public reply... taliwakka27 •1 year ago it's a photograph, you need to lay off the booze 39
    via tiffachu16
  • 12
    Font - Is there any air fryer that can handle a family of 8? 7 Comments O Comment A Share Like Take it easy Jeffrey Dahmer S00 2.4K 179 Comments 483 Shares Like לT Comment Share NOT FUNNY!! The man was SICK and mentally unstable!! He was a MURDERER! MURDER IS NOT FUNNY! View 105 previous replies First day on the internet?
    via tiffachu16
  • 13
    Sleeve - Replies 1 month ago It's very great to see Winston Churchill and his son cooking together 3.6K 7 回62 1 month ago That's not Winston Churchill you idiot. He died many years ago so it's impossible for him to be there with Gordon Ramsay. 凸 17
    via tiffachu16
  • 14
    Rectangle - 119 points 3 hours ago What does DNA stand for? National dyslexia association. Reply Share Report Save Give Award 24 points · 1 hour ago bUT tHaTs not ThE rIgHt oRdEr "r/woooosh" Reply Share Report Save Give Award -38 points · 1 hour ago I don't think you get it Reply Share Report Save Give Award
    via tiffachu16
  • 15
    Font - mavs @mavs58899647 Replying to @bebe1969 I walked out of a goodwill store one time and found this woman crying. She had just lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found. When God blesses you, you must bless others. 10:17 PM 10/28/21 Twitter for iPhone 260 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 4,307 Likes Chris North @ChrisNo09638382 · 4h Replying to @mavs58899647 and @bebe1969 Wait. Do you mean that you found what was probably the same $200 that she had just lost? And instead of giving her
    via tiffachu16
  • 16
    Cartoon - When you fall down the stairs with your new iPhone and you hear a crack but it was just your spinal cord Ok if it's the spinal cord that cracked then that's way worse than an electronic device breaking because the spinal cord is what wires the brain into the body 9h 1 like Reply
    via tiffachu16
  • 17
    Ecoregion - 9:12 1 8h · O Things that make you go awww 2d · O Very rare black kangaroo. D 15 2 Comments 2 Shares O Like Comment Share Looks like a Labrador taking a dump Like Reply Share News Feed Watch Marketplace Profile Notifications Menu
    via tiffachu16
  • 18
    Food - Tweet 4h oh hell nah they turned ohio into a pancake t7 23 O 99 Replying to That's Texas 1:08 PM · 30 Oct 21 · Twitter for Android 2 Quote Tweets 1 Like
    via tiffachu16
  • 19
    Product - RED LOBSTER What you see vs. What Colorblind ppl see. This is heartbreaking @yungcultleader FRESH FISH LIVE LOBSTER Text LOBSTER FRESH FISH LIVE LOBSTER JO They still can see the sign the word red on there isn't actually red and it also depends on which color they can't see 14h 1 like Reply e They can still read the red on the sign
    via tiffachu16
  • 20
    Light - 23:52:21 751 图 令」79% KB/S LIVE Following For You The core temperature of the sun is 15,000,000 °C Highest temperature ever achieved on earth is 5,500,000,000,000 °C 5502 comments View replies (135) v Manpreet Singh my ps4 is hotter than that 505 08-24 Reply U robloxgtplayer A PS4 IS 60-70 09-10 Reply O unlikely_sy robloxgtplayer 17 no where close they are talking about kelvin 09-10 Reply Manpreet Singh » robloxgtplayer 09-27 Reply View more v Hide a
    via tiffachu16
  • 21
    Font - Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning Uber driver (in a Grand Cherokee): someone's broken into my car twice this month Me: more like Law and Order SUV Uber driver: it's SVU Me: oh I know was just making a car joke Uber driver: I watch the show it's SVU Мe: ok
    via tiffachu16
  • 22
    Rectangle - il > Music Humor 8h ·O Could be If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why. 1.7K 77 Comments 610 Shares O Like Comment A Share You blow a trumpet. If you are suck playing it you are doing it wrong.
    via tiffachu16
  • 23
    Font - Dogs must think we are amazing hunters when we come back home with a car-full of groceries. 8:13 PM · 5/1/19 · Buffer 651 Retweets 5,031 Likes 27 12h Replying to Its not technicly hunting though. Folks buy food their with money and it doesnt require the effort like actual hunting Fi would. Learn L72 67 >
    via tiffachu16

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

missed the joke jokes Memes lol dumb you missed something stupid
Scroll Down For The Next Article