Disney Princesses Who are Actually Bad*sses

It's November 18th, and you know what that means: time to do laundry! Just kidding. It's National Princess Day! And also probably time to do laundry, your hamper is getting out of hand. But that's none of my business.

Anyway, for this most joyous day we want to take a look back at our favorite princesses: the Disney gals! We grew up on these ladies and learned important lessons from them, like Spinning In Dress Make Skirt Go Poof and Get Married Please. The Disney Princesses (especially the older ones) sometimes get a bad rap for being meek, but we know better: every princess is a badss. Some are just...a little more badss than others. So here's our official ranking of Disney's bad b*tch princesses.

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1
Cinderella

Cinderella spends half her life as a literal slave to a bunch of jealous b*tches...and then gets her due by stealing their dream man and their dream life right out from under them. Sure, she "loved" Prince Charming, but are you really gonna tell me she wouldn't have married him either way just to see the look on her stepsisters' faces? I would have. And that silver gown is pretty much the OG revenge dress. Taylor Swift who?

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2
Tiana

Tiana's all about hard work and also being kind, and in the end she gets to run her own business and sing jazz in an artistically-animated dream sequence. She's really a testament to the everyday bad*ssery of having a good head on your shoulders, and also she marries the g**d*mn freakin' sexiest prince in the entire franchise and has him more or less at her beck and call by the end, which is just...goals, honestly.

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3
Merida

I never saw this movie but I think she turns into a bear or shoots an arrow or something? That's bad as f*ck. I would love to be a bear. Go Merida!

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4
Megara

She's got it all: deadpan humor, carefree sex appeal, total independence, a banger of a solo song, and of course, a tragic backstory. She's got Greece's hottest hero eating out of the palm of her hand! Pretty much the perfect recipe for a bad*ss.

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5
Rapunzel

She's a little innocent, sure, but she's also low-key an artistic prodigy? Like we don't see much of it, but she's basically taught herself to be an expert in painting, drawing, candle-making, performance art, music, cooking, and talking to animals. Also she isn't afraid to KO a b*tch with her frying pan. We can only stan from afar.

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6
Jasmine

She has a pet tiger. A tiger who will kill for her. 'Nuff said.

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7
Belle

I mean look, if she were a man she'd be unbearable. She so obviously thinks everyone in town is below her intellectually. But she's hot so she kind of pulls it off, and we have to respect her for that.
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