Woman Goes Through Toilet Nightmare During First Time Hookup Abroad

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Nov 25, 2021 1:30 PM EST

Vacationing in another country - and especially in a city like NYC - can do wonders for the libido. Meeting a hot guy on a dating app when there are no strings attached and spending the night in his lovely apartment as opposed to the shitty hostel you paid for? Sounds like a dream until the alcohol and drunk food catch up with you and your digestive system decides to go haywire. That is what happened in this Sexcapade story where a woman had to get a little 'creative' when her vacation fling's toilet went on the fritz. If you have a bad/funny/cringeworthy Sexcapade story you would like to share with the universe please do so right here!

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    Font - was visiting NYC from the UK and met a guy we will call Luke on an app. I hooked with him at his apartment one night and up the next morning he left for work. I was super hung over and stayed asleep.
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    Font - In the morning he texted me to tell me I should just wait for him to get home from work. Since I was staying in a shitty hostel and his place was quite lovely I decided to stay.
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    Font - Naturally after a long night of drinking I had to go to the bathroom...Like REALLY had to go to the bathroom.
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    Font - The problem was, the toilet wouldn't flush.
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    Font - I tried everything but to no avail. Finally, I got a few plastic bags and had to literally pick my shit up out of the toilet.
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    Font - I put it next to the door so I could run out and throw it away after getting ready but for some reason he came home early and walked right by my bag of shit.
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    Font - We started hooking up again then after we were done we left to go back to my hostel so I could get some clothes and go to dinner.
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    Font - Then I realized, my bad of shit was STILL sitting in his apartment.
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    Font - I couldn't go back with him that evening though because my flight home was super early the next morning.
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    Font - I mentioned to him that I left a bag of 'garbage' at his place and he could just throw it away.
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    Font - I never heard from him again but I always wonder about what happened to my bag of shit.
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