Woman's Honest Review For Dresser Is A Tour De Force

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Eric Lund
Nov 24, 2021 11:00 AM EST

It looks like Lori from Florida either had a lot of time on her hands or she's just that passionate about dresser reviews. Her vivid, ultra-specific imagery comparing a dresser experience to having a mouth full of old man's back sweat makes us think that she really, truly hated this piece of furniture. For some true review justice, here's the guy who left a lying review and got banned when the owner stood up for staff.

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    Furniture - THE INTERE N SADTS F
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    Font - K Back Reviews 05/12/2019 You know when you read a bad product review and you think to yourself "surely it can't be that bad" Well, this is. This is as bad as that summer job you had after your freshman year at college when you're handing out golf clubs and frozen yogurt to sweaty teens at the putt putt when the popular kids from your old high school show up and think that this is what you're really doing for your life's work. This is as bad as running into your ex-boyfriend who's
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    Font - still hot after 22 years and you have a giant pimple on your cheek that blocks so much of your vision that you shouldn't legally be allowed to drive. This is as bad as that time you helped your busybody neighbor with her disabled elderly father get out of the car and into his wheelchair but the neighbor didn't really help lift him and you had the father's full weight bearing down on you and his back slides down your face as you get him in the chair and now you can taste old man sweat
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    Font - and you heard something in your back crunch. THIS IS BAD. I know you're still thinking "but it's a black dresser and it's hard to find black dressers with clean lines." I thought the same thing, my friend. Even though it arrived with a damaged top, I was still ready to assemble it for my son's room. See, my son is coming home after his freshman year at a great college and he is a smartypants and I know l'll only have a little more time with him before he starts his
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    Font - successful and much smarter life than I have. So I wanted to find a black dresser with clean lines to match his bed. And it's made in Denmark. So I thought this has got to be good, surely these bad reviews were from entitled, spoiled people who have had a pretty easy time of it and they couldn't handle a little complexity and using some elbow grease like this single mother who raised a smartypants
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    Font - and remodeled and replumbed and re- everything because that's what single moms (and dads) do. As I tried to decipher the hieroglyphics that are the instructions and parts list I noticed as I pulled the pieces out that this wasn't even quality particle board. I mean, particle board is just bad, but this particle board was so particled in a chunky, loose way that I'm surprised it maintained a shape. And the drawers are actually plasticized paper glued to chit board that I'm
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    Font - pretty sure kindergarten kids use for crafts. Yes, this "dresser" is going to last about 10 days. Which means my smartypants kid will be home in time to maybe set a glass on it before it disintegrates like one of his science fair projects of yesteryear which he probably got an A on because he's an overachiever and a perfectionist. Kinda like me which is why I know he'll ask "didn't you read the reviews" Just one more thing...really, Denmark Less Lori from FL
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