Cat in the Hat Meme Turns Dr. Suss Character Into History's Greatest Assassin

Everyone knows that the Cat in the Hat is a piece of garbage, pushing kids into using their imagination while completely dismissing their goldfish's wishes. But I don't think anyone knew he was this much of a problem. 

A new meme, which puts the Cat at the heart of some of history's greatest assassinations has shined a new light on him and his role in the past. Not to mention, his cruel obsession with bludgeoning political leaders with a baseball bat. Can't somebody stop him?