Everyone knows that the Cat in the Hat is a piece of garbage, pushing kids into using their imagination while completely dismissing their goldfish's wishes. But I don't think anyone knew he was this much of a problem.
A new meme, which puts the Cat at the heart of some of history's greatest assassinations has shined a new light on him and his role in the past. Not to mention, his cruel obsession with bludgeoning political leaders with a baseball bat. Can't somebody stop him?
"Sic semper tyrannis," he yelled before mother came one.
He may have started Thing (War) 1 and Thing (War) 2.
So Ted Cruz's dad is the Cat in the Hat?
Cat is also destroying the present.
And our Han Solo's
And our Younglings
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