A Creep's Step-By-Step Guide to Picking Up Girls on Black Friday

Hey men, are you looking for a new hunting ground for targets--er, ladies? You may have heard the myth that there are places that are inappropriate for hitting on women. But I want to remind you that it's simply not true! I, a practiced pickup artist, have personally made my move in the most unlikely of places. Funerals, children's birthday parties, the women's bathroom…have I ever been successful, you ask? Haha, wouldn't you like to know. Anyway, just to prove my point, I'm gonna give you a step by step guide to picking up girls at the most violent, high-stakes event of the year for femalekind: Black Friday. Buckle up your butts cuz here comes a whole car wreck worth of knowledge your way...

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