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18 Stupid Names to Make You Feel Better This Friday

So it has been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but you know what? At least your name isn't "Hitler Mussolini" or "B.J. Hardick." 

Keep that in mind as you head into the weekend. No matter how bad things are getting, remember, you don't have this dumbass name: Kash Register. Or Tokyo Sexwale. Maybe even Rich Will Wanket. You can decide which one is the best. But at least no matter how down in the dumps you are today, you recognize that at least you haven't had one of these names your whole life. And then appreciate what it would mean to have such an ironic or hilarious name. But while comparing your lot in life to theirs, maybe check out these cats and their insane names the shelter gave them. Maybe one will be your new best friend.

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