Awwdorable Orange Cat Sparks Silly Feud Between Two Coworkers

After over a decade of publishing the funniest cat content on the internet, we can say this with our whole heart: some cats are just derps. That's perfectly ok, in fact we love our derpiest cats most of all because they're just so stinkin' cute and fun, but we would definitely be lying if we pretended like every cat makes smart decisions, some just don't. But today we have a story about a woman who set out on a quest to teach an especially derpy cat some life skills, and ended up having to talk to HR at her workplace about slathering the cat in margarine. Yes, margarine…

In the defense of both people that were involved in this story, we just want to say, that taking care of a great big orange cat is not easy, in fact we even wrote an I Can Has Cheezburger original song about it which you can listen to here. if we were you, we would hit play on the song, and then get ready for the wild ride that is this Reddit storytime below:

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The story starts with a man describing how his workplace adopted two lovable cats...

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Aww, Jean and Jorts are such cute names, we wonder where the original poster of this story works. Every workplace should have a workplace cat! Libraries, fire departments, everyone could use a little furry joy in their workplace lives. Unless they have a workplace dog of course, then it's ok to turn it down.
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He goes on to write that Jorts the cat can be a bit of a derp, in the cutest way possible.

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Awww, we can totally relate to Jorts. Heck, we aren't even cats and we get lost or stuck behind doors all the time. Of course, our cats do too, it's honestly a pretty common cat thing, whether they're kittens or adults.
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Enter Pam, a well meaning coworker of OP's:

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Here's What Reddit Had To Say:

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And finally, here's an update on how the story ended:

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Margarine? Umm what?

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Thanks for reading until the end!

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