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Using More Than a Few Cheesy Pick Up Lines Totally Worked For This Guy on Tinder (Even With a Few Mistakes)

Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.

Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.

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    Text - -92 AT&T 10:50 PM 1O 80% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/19/17 Thank you for selecting Will as your next match. For a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual advancement, press 3. To repeat this menu, press 4. Para Español, oprima el asterisco. Feb 19, 2017, 12:00 PM 5. Feb 19, 2017, 12:18 PM Shit I wasn't prepared for this Hi, You have also selected "Crude Sexual Advancement". Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - -92 AT&T 1O 80% 10:51 PM Sexual Advancement" . To make a dick appointment, press 1. To send nudes, press 2. To repeat this message, press 9. Feb 19, 2017, 1:59 PM 17 Just kidding. Back to 1. Feb 19, 2017, 2:17 PM Dick appointment or cheesy pickup line? Let's start over Thank you for selecting Will as your next match. For a cheesy pickup line, press 1. For a generic greeting, press 2. Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - -92 AT&T 10 79% 10:51 PM For a generic greeting, press 2. For a crude sexual advancement, press 3. To repeat this menu, press 4. Para Español, oprima el asterisco. Feb 19, 2017, 3:03 PM Imean, either one works for me. One cheesy pickup line please. Thank you for your selection. Allow me to connect you witha live representative. Are you my little toe? Because I have a feeling that I'm going to be bonging you on all my furniture. Shit *banging Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - -92 AT&T 10:51 PM 10 79% *banging Oh man Oh man oh man you fucked it up again Shit shit shit Abort abort I've got more up my sleeve Show me Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work and I've got this wei rd feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out. I can keep going Actually I have a problem thatI think you can help me out with... Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - -92 AT&T 10 79% 10:51 PM think you can help me out with ... I've lost something What did you lose? I bet you're gonna say my number Well actually, I lost my number and I was wondering if could borrow yours. Feb 19, 2017, 3:44 PM I mean, show me another pickup line and then we'll see I feel like a squirrel. I just wanna bury my nuts inside you Send Type a Message... GIF
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    Text - -92 AT&T 10 79% 10:51 PM SNL hulu NBC Feb 19, 2017, 4:18 PM My goodness that's magnificent I've looked everywhere for my number. I just can't find it. Would it be possible for me to borrow yours? Feb 19, 2017, 6:35 PM Day 2: No signs of life. While most venturers would have conceded at this early stage, I remain optimistic. I shall press on into the wild. Sent Day 3: Will has asked for my number twice now. Also, apparently he's good with kids He seems to have a good sense of humor, too. I
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