15 of the Greatest Pickup Lines Bartenders Ever Witnessed While on the Job

These are some smooth moves. These bartenders have seen the best of the best. Honestly if I was single I would probably use some of these.... What do you think? Picking up people in bars is a dying art. With the advent of smartphones and dating apps no longer are strong social skills and charisma prerequisites for successful courtship. Now every keyboard warrior and their mother can pull off some slick line, and say whatever they want without fear of true rejection. Sack up people. But you could also make sure your pickup game is on point and refresh your own with this great list of perfect pickup lines. Or check out how bad Tinder can get with these horrendous pick up lines that have no business being used to woo someone. 

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