Christmas Memes for Anyone Feeling Festive

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    Cat - seasonal name Liam @_liam_hall We definitely know that Luke has a second family now. Because they've dressed him for Christmas. I am dead.
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    Forehead - When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
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    Christmas tree - GODZILLA CHRISTMAS TREE IN JAPAN
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    Photograph - I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration
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    Footwear - _theblessedone Nice tree dad! Are you going to put it up yourself? No I will put it up in the living room
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    Christmas tree - THE LAST THING A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT SEES Laugh OR Croak BLUE E BEFORE IT DIES
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    Product - NS i Noah iMessage Today 8:39 PM Do you know of Post Malone Yeah he's a rapper Well do you know about Ho Malone No? It's a classic christmas movie starring macaulay caulkin Delivered
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    Smile - When you put on some silly little reindeer antlers and wait on someone to notice what a silly little goose you are Haha notice @middleclassfancy anything different about me? ;)~
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    Floor
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    Plant - YUP Yup That Exists @yup.that.exists London company replants your Xmas tree each year and returns that same tree the next season. When it hits 7ft it "retires" and gets planted in a forest.
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    Product - Kirby Jones @kejones_ ... Last night I discovered "minimalist nativity sets" and I am WEEPING JOSEPH MARY DONKEY BABY JESUS SHEEP 9:17 AM · 12/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Military camouflage - Ella Zee @EllaZee5 The absolute disgust when you open a Christmas card with glitter inside 9:46 AM · 12/8/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Outerwear - CHRISTMAS DRINKING GAME Place a Santa hat on the corner of your TV and every time someone wears it... DRINK
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    Lighting - vaxxed @CrimexNoir · 1d NOIR My mom ordered some nutcrackers online not realizing how big they were..... CRIME T have been laughing at this all day. HOME
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    Font - Horrible scene from War on Christmas internment camp at secret location in Midwest.
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    Font - Taylor Burkhalter @TLBurkhalter I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, "Man, Budapest is going to love this." They asked who Budapest was. I said "I named my stomach Budapest because it's the capital of HUNGRY" and that's when they stopped calling me son
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    Organism - zach silberberg (for hire) @zachsilberberg i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now 6:05 PM · 2020-12-12 · Twitter Web App 32.8K Retweets 843 Quote Tweets 238K Likes
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    Dog - *shakes box* I hope it's a dog Christm
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    Font - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe! Raccoon l've cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily] 12/15/17, 3:19 PM 15.2K Retweets 50.7K Likes
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    Food - hello methlaboratories seasons greetings thebootydiaries god damn it Source: passthatdutchbymissyelliott
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    Font - Y whitepeopletwitter Follow Ryan George @theryangeorge Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool Lyrics The moon is right The spirits up We're here tonight And that's enough SIMPLY HAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME [somebody walks in] SIMPLY HAVINGA WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME never-forget-viva-la-pluto Follow This is the funniest thing I have ever read dontthankthefae Follow I have to hear
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    Font - just-shower-thoughts If santa keeps track of "naughty" kids every "year", and the year doesn't start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you. majere636 The Purge: Season's Greetings.
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    Photograph - 12 shoobies boofing 11 corgos splooting 10 beagles snoozing ADoggoNews 9 puggos bathing 8 doxies borking 7 pibbles blepping 6 huskers floofing 5 golden bois 4 dobermans 3 thicc poms 2 german sheps and a malamute in a snow suit Uhepherds
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    Font - Seven swans to rule them all, Six geese to find them, Five rings to bring them all, And in the pear tree bind them
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    Font - Matthew Black @MatthwBlack The thing is, Die Hard wasn't a Christ- mas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival. 8:41 - 20 Dec 18 · Twitter for iPhone 1,520 Retweets 5,328 Likes The Messianic Secret @Messianic. · 10h Replying to @MatthwBlack and @UnvirtuousAbbey IT WAS DECLARED A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AT THE COUNCIL OF NICEA I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GET ANGRY ABOUT THIS 3 t7 37 ♡ 130
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    Organism - The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable Kids, could you lighten up a little?
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    Finger - MAYBE USING "LET IT SNOW WRAPPING PAPER WOW WASN'T THE BEST IDEA
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    Human - My dog's favourite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him
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    Vertebrate - jolly old st. nick valentine @lenavalkyrie accidentally googled SANTA BATS instead of SANTA HATS and l'm... so happy
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    Brown - Found my stripper name 2. Meliy Chistmes METRES CHUNKY TINSEL
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    Cat - When family is coming over for Christmas and your mom begs you not to be weird. Please, be normal Nope
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    Hairstyle - r/UnethicalLifeProTips ULPT: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxes under your Christmas Tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace. Learning Vote 15 1, Share BEST COMMENTS 1h But what do do when I run out of children? Reply 43 hold up
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    Tableware - Frieza but in a Hooters uniform @WendySnowRadish Hospital Frieza but in a Hooters uniform @. 14h Decided to poor the contents of a snowglobe into a glass and drink it. Will keep you all updated on how this goes oelter ERCUP.COM
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    Dog - She wasn't sure at first but now she's loving it!
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    Light - 業T RINE XX Modern problems require modern solutions 143
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